I-Mockery Pays A Visit To The 2011 Monsterpalooza In Burbank!
by: -RoG-


Abe Lincoln and zombies... together at long last.

More spooky masks.

Ever wanted to wear somebody's face? Now you can do it legally.

More masks...

...and more.

Now these masks were really badass. They were painted just as they appeared in old horror comic & magazine ads!

One of Pinhead's favorite cenobites still chattering away alongside some other masks.

Brain Eater has a wicked hairdo.

Notice there aren't any crows nearby. I guess it's working.

Mad scientists are still trying to perfect the art of scar-free monster making. Looks like they've got a long way to go.

Such a posh gent!

SOLD indeed.

I'm pretty sure the guy on the left ate the other guy's eyeball.

Think happy thoughts.

Never go to Tijuana for lasik surgery.

Open up and say "ahhhh!"


Jack Sparrow and Harry & The Hendersons? I smell an awesome new family movie in the works.

Choose a shade.

A magneto helmet made out of clay? It probably won't be quite as effective against Professor X.

Two-headed dragons aren't as rare as you'd think.

The Chiodo Brothers are ready for Halloween.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Will they ever get old? The answer is NO.

Just don't eat the Killer Klowns popcorn. Trust me on this one.

There's much more Monsterpalooza madness to see!
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Reader Comments

Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 10:52 AM
AWESOME! I see the goodies are starting to arrive. Great work Rog.
Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 11:26 AM
Oh, and about the gothic babe (zombie w/big boobs) maybe you find an explanation here:


Her name is Dahlia Dark, and apparently, she's a big fan of Pee Wee too!

Basement Monkey
Sep 9th, 2011, 12:35 PM
Thanks for all the pics.
Freelance Artist
Sep 9th, 2011, 01:20 PM
Honestly, if Dahlia Dark didn't have her boobs out of her shirt, I would want that picture sooo bad! (nothing against boobs, just not something I'd want in my living room).
hanging out
Sep 9th, 2011, 04:36 PM
Don't kill it with fire. Schlitze was the sweetest fella you'd ever meet.
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:55 PM
Thanks for taking all the photos! For those of us who can't make it to these events, your reviews are the next best thing.
Sep 10th, 2011, 01:49 AM
Man that alternate Freddy design was awesome. It's like they took Freddy and somehow made him "freddier." Unfortuantely the guys in charge of the new line remakes don't have a clue. We get stuck with pervy mush-face instead.
Forum Virgin
Sep 10th, 2011, 12:37 PM
Holy crap. The pic of the supernaturals toy just answered a question i've had for years, namely what the hell were those toys called.
Sep 10th, 2011, 09:50 PM
The Creature from the Black Lagoon's name is Gillman.
Sep 10th, 2011, 09:55 PM
The topless voodoo lady looks like the witch from Chaka Zulu.
Evil Penguin Queen
Sep 11th, 2011, 08:08 PM
The A-Z diorama is based on Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" but it looks like they're the "after" pictures to go with the "befores" he drew: http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/poems/gorey/
Sep 12th, 2011, 06:44 AM
I don't want to be anywhere near that Vampire's rose bush.
Forum Virgin
Sep 13th, 2011, 12:06 PM
The History of Monsters was insane & I've always had a weak spot for wax museums...i could have stayed at Monsterpalooza all day...AWESOME pics & coverage -RoG-!!!
Sep 14th, 2011, 09:34 PM
Awesome stuff, Must have taken quite awhile to get this together, it sure took awhile to look through. keep it up! Thanks.

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