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by:
-RoG-

The Zelda "Tips &
Tactics" Guide!
Easily the
best Legend of Zelda resource one could possibly have at the time. Much
like the Official Nintendo Player's Guide,
this gem was filled with strategies, secrets, and detailed maps. Need to
know how to navigate through the forest maze? Need to know where to get
the flute? Look no further than this book my friends... or, one of the
millions of walkthroughs that are available online now. *sigh*

Indeed!
But the
online walkthroughs can't possibly share such valuable insights as this.
"You should be careful, however, because some little old men are stingy."
A good lesson to learn for both the game Zelda and real life itself.

Like Likes?
Those things
were called Like Likes? Fuck! All these years I thought it was an angry
stack of pancakes that was hell-bent on suffocating Link with its evil
flap jackyness. Now I find out it's some stupid "tube-like monster"? No. I
refuse to accept this. NO.

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