I-Mockery Pays A Visit To Nightmare At Scareview Farms!
by: -RoG-


I was surprised that they had blood-spattered, torn sheets like the sails from a ship instead of
more black plastic tarps at the entrance for this maze.

A zombie pirate, no doubt preparing for mutiny.

Just another dead pirate hangin' around.

Might wanna have somebody without a hook hand operating the cannon.

Since the mazes are quite wide instead of the usual tight corridors, the way they keep you ever-so-slightly on
your toes is by mixing real people with statues, so you're always trying to spot who's real and who's not.
Honestly, it's really not hard to tell the different unless a nearby fog machine is on full blast.

A skeleton armed with a musket is a dangerous thing.

Is it time to hoist the sails yet?

Hmm, guess not.

Skeleton legs make for great gatorbait!

That inconspicuously placed green kryptonite light is the only known weakness of these gators.

Cannibal island! Home to man-eating tribes and fans of black plastic sheet decor!

The picture doesn't do it justice, but this was quite a huge cauldron prop. Awesome.

One of my favorite parts in the maze was all the severed and sometimes shrunken heads on stakes.
They looked fantastic in the blacklight.

A mossy swamp mutant hides behind a house plant. HORROR!

A drunk pirate? No way!

Time to trade in the old Korg synth, cuz I seriously want a bone organ now.

It came out blurry, but apparently these pirates had an encounter with a megalodon.

Onward to Cleopatra's tomb of Egyptian horrors!

Where's Indiana Jones? I found a treasure he might be interested in.

Turns out Indiana Jones is a she, and she would be our tour guide through the tomb. Hope there aren't any snakes...

There's still more Scareview Farms horror to see!
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Reader Comments

First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:29 AM
What excatly is funnel cake?
I have yet to stumble upon it here in the bonny United Kingdom
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Breathes Comics
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:43 AM
"A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are more vague than your own."

Wow. I bet they saw right through you.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 10:51 AM
No funnel cakes in the UK? Why would you ever stay on such an accursed rain-besotted island without funnel cakes? They are a fried batter concoction with powdered sugar on top similar to a donut or beignet but the batter is drizzed from a large funnel into the hot oil in a criss-cross pattern. Delicious and hard on the arteries.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:00 AM
hehe, bone organ.

lil'ms'krueger: a funnel cake is kind of a donut-y thing.
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
Why thankyou ljdarten ^_^
I am going to contain my hunt to lay my hands upon this mystical 'funnel cake'
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
*continue.....not contain ._.
Oct 28th, 2010, 02:13 PM
15 bucks? Nah man you got ripped off.
Admiral of the Undead
Oct 28th, 2010, 06:45 PM
$15 to visit this "attraction"? RoG, my friend... you got ripped off.
The Claw of Justice
Oct 28th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Is that an actual ghost knight two pictures above the Urine-Vision Vampire?
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:21 PM
Thanks for the pictures. I hope they do more quality over quantity in the future.
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 29th, 2010, 12:33 AM
As shitty as the Pirate maze was, at least there were no gay pirates with metal poles shoved up their asses.
Nov 20th, 2010, 08:15 AM
Looks like it was pretty fun. :D
Im one good looking Troll
Nov 27th, 2010, 06:01 PM
Man,I miss out on certain Halloween Attraction but it never to late cause Halloween is every year.

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