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I-Mockery Pays A Visit To Nightmare At Scareview Farms!
by: -RoG-

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This camel loves playing hide-and-seek. Actually, it loves just about anything. It's a very happy camel.
I dare say it's too happy. Creepy, huh?


There were plenty o' lanterns, but they didn't help light our path.


More horrifying house plants!


Mummies, mummies, mummies... everywhere I see.


As you can see, there was a lot of unused wall space in some areas of the maze.


Looks like somebody doesn't know how to properly handle spider webs.


Horrifying mummies with day-glo patches!


It was a nice Egyptian set, but as soon as we walked past this guy, I noticed him through one of the
cracks in the walls and he was sending text messages on his cell phone. So much for keep up the atmosphere.


One of the strangest things in the entire maze was that they set up a variety of long aquarium tanks and
filled them with mummies, sand and fake bugs. It was a pretty cool looking effect, even if it didn't make much sense.


Worst part about being a mummy? Being put on kitty litter detail.


He was fine in the maze, but once we left, we saw this kid walking around without his mask on
and talking on his cell phone. Most haunts have break areas, but not Scareview Farms.
They're not afraid of killing the illusion by letting their actors roam around the park with their masks off.


I'm sure this old prospector will find the gold he's been looking for sooner or later.


And now it was time to head into our next maze: Transylvania Terror!


Bloodthirsty vampire bats, just hangin' around.


Beware the ghostly white celestial steed!
This isn't it, if that's what you were thinking. This is just a random white horse.


As we traveled through the woods, werewolves popped out from the shrubbery and snarled at us.
This one kind of reminded me of grandma.


Hard to feel like you're really in the woods when there are various light fixtures in plain view hanging from the ceiling.


Guess they ran out of paint and/or black tarp to drape over that wall.


I don't know what happened when I snapped this photo, but I love that it
somehow looks as if the vampire was shooting yellow urine eye lasers.


No need to fear this vampire... it already has a stake through the heart.
On a side note: greek columns against thin wood board backdrops look classy.


Vampires, little red riding hood, and light fixtures... oh my!


Pitchfork stands next to this old timey car with a jack-o-lantern on top.


The jack-o-lantern was beckoning us to enter the Bride of Pitchfork maze, so who were we to decline such an offer?

There's still more Scareview Farms horror to see!
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Reader Comments

First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:29 AM
What excatly is funnel cake?
I have yet to stumble upon it here in the bonny United Kingdom
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Breathes Comics
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:43 AM
"A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are more vague than your own."

Wow. I bet they saw right through you.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 10:51 AM
No funnel cakes in the UK? Why would you ever stay on such an accursed rain-besotted island without funnel cakes? They are a fried batter concoction with powdered sugar on top similar to a donut or beignet but the batter is drizzed from a large funnel into the hot oil in a criss-cross pattern. Delicious and hard on the arteries.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:00 AM
hehe, bone organ.

lil'ms'krueger: a funnel cake is kind of a donut-y thing.
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
Why thankyou ljdarten ^_^
I am going to contain my hunt to lay my hands upon this mystical 'funnel cake'
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
*continue.....not contain ._.
Member
Oct 28th, 2010, 02:13 PM
15 bucks? Nah man you got ripped off.
Admiral of the Undead
Oct 28th, 2010, 06:45 PM
$15 to visit this "attraction"? RoG, my friend... you got ripped off.
The Claw of Justice
Oct 28th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Is that an actual ghost knight two pictures above the Urine-Vision Vampire?
Member
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:21 PM
Thanks for the pictures. I hope they do more quality over quantity in the future.
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 29th, 2010, 12:33 AM
As shitty as the Pirate maze was, at least there were no gay pirates with metal poles shoved up their asses.
pickled
Nov 20th, 2010, 08:15 AM
Looks like it was pretty fun. :D
Im one good looking Troll
Nov 27th, 2010, 06:01 PM
Man,I miss out on certain Halloween Attraction but it never to late cause Halloween is every year.

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