I-Mockery Pays A Visit To Nightmare At Scareview Farms!
by: -RoG-


Sorry Pitchfork, I'm already taken.

If he's looking for a bride, maybe he should look somewhere other than a foggy old cattle farm.

Of all the mazes, this was the hardest one to see in. Could barely see in front of us in some parts.

Looks like there was an accident with some of the farm machinery. Hope they've got good insurance.

Zombie head isn't happy to be stored away in a chicken coop. Nor should he be.

Well... I think that may have been Pitchfork, or at least a pitchfork.


More fog!

Judging by the blood that this dog is covered in, I don't think those chains did much to restrain him. Bad dog.

One of my favorite photos from the night. I just loved how the jack-o-lantern was illuminating a small portion of the hay.

If you get too close to the mummy lady, she'll jab you with her mummy stick. Beware!

Why so glum chum? Oh right... you're covered in blood.

Wow... Witch's Brew doesn't sound nearly as nasty as they make it out to be in fairy tales and movies.

Spiders have evolved and are now able to catch banana splits and waffle cones in their webs.

Somebody feed this rodent quickly before it eats that Halloween bulb!

No, your eyes don't deceive you... they actually had a "Soy Sauce" ice cream flavor.
We tried a sample and... well, let's just say you should stick with the mint chocolate chip.

Enough horror for now, I want me a funnel cake!

I said enough horror, Mr. Clingy Gel Skull!

Finally, a delicious funnel cake coated in powdered sugar. Healthiest meal I've had in ages.

No thanks, I've already had more than enough health food for one night.

The Nightmare Movie Macabre area had a bunch of folding chairs set up so parents (or lazy people)
could kick back and watch a movie instead of walking through the maze.

They were projecting a DVD of Tim Burton's version of Sleepy Hollow.
Not exactly terrifying, but at least Christopher Walken is in it.

There's still more Scareview Farms horror to see!
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Reader Comments

First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:29 AM
What excatly is funnel cake?
I have yet to stumble upon it here in the bonny United Kingdom
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Breathes Comics
Oct 28th, 2010, 07:43 AM
"A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are more vague than your own."

Wow. I bet they saw right through you.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 10:51 AM
No funnel cakes in the UK? Why would you ever stay on such an accursed rain-besotted island without funnel cakes? They are a fried batter concoction with powdered sugar on top similar to a donut or beignet but the batter is drizzed from a large funnel into the hot oil in a criss-cross pattern. Delicious and hard on the arteries.
Forum Virgin
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:00 AM
hehe, bone organ.

lil'ms'krueger: a funnel cake is kind of a donut-y thing.
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
Why thankyou ljdarten ^_^
I am going to contain my hunt to lay my hands upon this mystical 'funnel cake'
First time Forumer
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:04 AM
*continue.....not contain ._.
Oct 28th, 2010, 02:13 PM
15 bucks? Nah man you got ripped off.
Admiral of the Undead
Oct 28th, 2010, 06:45 PM
$15 to visit this "attraction"? RoG, my friend... you got ripped off.
The Claw of Justice
Oct 28th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Is that an actual ghost knight two pictures above the Urine-Vision Vampire?
Oct 28th, 2010, 11:21 PM
Thanks for the pictures. I hope they do more quality over quantity in the future.
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 29th, 2010, 12:33 AM
As shitty as the Pirate maze was, at least there were no gay pirates with metal poles shoved up their asses.
Nov 20th, 2010, 08:15 AM
Looks like it was pretty fun. :D
Im one good looking Troll
Nov 27th, 2010, 06:01 PM
Man,I miss out on certain Halloween Attraction but it never to late cause Halloween is every year.

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