by: -RoG-

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I don't see any crows around, so it looks like your work here is done, Mr. Scarecrow.

Just a skeleton kicking back in his favorite rocking chair, guarding his sacred haystack.

Just somebody's front yard, decorated with pumpkins and other kid-friendly Halloween visuals.

A black wreath with a skull in it is always a good way to prepare for the holidays.

Who doesn't love a good gag tombstone? "Here lies Marty, he was the life of the party."
HAR! HAR! HAR!

Beware vampires! Well, if you're a vampire, at least beware of this one thin wall. You're safe pretty much everywhere else.

Here's a shot of the Nightmare at Scareview Farms entry way to all the mazes.
It looked great and I think they spent more on it than anything else in the entire place.

This guy may have died up there, but at least he had a nice view.

Not quite sure what was going on in that window, but with all those chains on that guy, I'm guessing Pinhead is to blame.

It's not black beauty, it's the zombie skeleton horse!

NOOOOOOOOO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Two dollars for such rare gems!? What a deal! Hey fellas, now you know where to shop for engagement rings.

The gift shop had some nice t-shirts 'n all and a few dollar store Halloween novelties.

I told you scarecrows to go on break already, there's not a damn crow in sight!

Gypsy Village no longer had a crowd, so we went to get our fortune.

Madame Esmeralda, tell us our fortune!

Well... uh... gee... yeah... um... thanks?

Fire-juggling guy sure knew how to juggle fire. Yep. He sure did.

Another fine Halloween jack-o-lantern sculpture, perhaps in tribute to the Great Pumpkin.

Pitchfork may have yet to find his bride, but I found mine!

OR DID I???

And so it was time to leave as the Great Pumpkin smiled and sent us on our way.

That about wraps it up for our trip to Nightmare at Scareview Farms out in Pomona. Obviously, it was far from the scariest haunt we've ever been to, and there were more laughs than anything due to the lack of professionalism, but it was still an extremely fun time. Hell of a deal too, considering we got to walk through all those mazes for only fifteen bux. I'll definitely return to this haunt in the future if they're still in operation, but who knows if they will be. Either way, at least we have an official record that this place existed... and that they used a hell of a lot of black plastic tarp.

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