by: -RoG-
...CONTINUED
Card 23
(Ah yes, the old "head of lettuce effigy" trick... works every time!)
Card 24
(Warren didn't use "EGGS" for his painting?)
Card 25
(The French fries on the back of the card are a classy touch... as is "Eat Ze Vomit" on the blackboard.)
Card 26
(Gotta love the ransom note makes ridiculous demands like a new Ferrari, as if a school principal could afford one.)
Card 27
(Remember kids, nothing saying punk rock like vomit.)
Card 28
(Shouldn't the guy with the steering column embedded in his head be the one lying in bed... or perhaps in a coffin?)
Card 29
(I'd be excited as that one girl to find a rat at a junk yard too.)
Card 30
(Is that Al Roker?)
Card 31
(Personally, I think the guy belting himself on the head with the hammer is the real idiot in this picture.)
Card 32
(Uvula Moosnapper writes another winner for the Toxic Press!)
Card 33
(I like how they couldn't figure out where to place the number 33 so they just stuck it in the middle of the card)
Card 34
(Somebody call the Weekly World News, I think Batboy has some new competition!)
Card 35
(That is one enormous bowl of grits!)
Card 36
(I always carry a "HELP" sign around with me should situations like this ever arise)
Card 37
(They're twice the size of the other team, and yet they've still managed to score zero points.)
Card 38
(That doesn't look like wrestling, it just looks like sweaty manhugs full of raw emotion)
Card 39
(Interesting... I didn't know "Smelly Fat Bovine" could qualify as a "size".)
Card 40
(I dunno which one is hotter... cyclops cheerleader or doghead.)
Card 41
(I wonder if any of these were the same gorillas that were buying test answers earlier on)
Card 42
(Personally, I'd take my chances fighting the coach. He's missing a hand and only has a sword.)
Card 43
(Ah, just when I thought we had seen the last of "EGGS!" we get hit with a triple dosage of 'em.)
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Reader Comments
On a side note, I was looking at my Netfix, and there's a Garbage Pail Kid's Movie?
what?
I saw a good number of them, at least more than I would expect.
It truly is a shame that these are overlooked as they even surpass such classics as GPK and Mar's Attacks in many areas.
It's also a fairly accurate portrayal of High School life.
BTW anybody else think this would make a great cartoon?
Being a card collector most of my life (hockey generally) I've never seen these cards out. Wal-Mart usually has the collector cards all lumped together...I wouldn't have bought them though....
Thinking about it, considering the menu, it probably makes sense...
"Editor: Mark Newgarden. Sr. Writers: Drew Friedman, John Mariano, Mark Newgarden. Character design and pencils: Drew Friedman. Painters: Tom Bunk, Pat Pigott, John Pound, Walter Velez, Xno. Additional writers: Jordon Bockhanis, Jay Lynch, Russ Reiley, Beth Pearson."
So yeah, it does look like at least one of the Friedman brothers worked on it Max. Good eye! John Pound, who is probably the most famous artist from the Garbage Pail Kids, also worked on it which might explain how there were several little nods to the GPK series in the Toxic High set.
On card 9 it clearly says "Manson teaches gym."
So Charles Manson was a gym teacher before he went batcrap insane? Makes sense to me.
GO ask Alice!
On a side note, I was looking at my Netfix, and there's a Garbage Pail Kid's Movie?
what?