That's the most angry turtle I've ever seen in a comic.
If what the gopher says is correct, then all these years of watching how giraffes and elephants mate in the Discovery Channel clearly have been a waste of time as those terrorists fooled me by not showing the real dirty business that is going through.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
God bless America, did that fill me with patriotic joy. It captured all that's great with this country; families hating each other, ousting "different looking" people as terrorists, and gophers selling firecrackers. Happy 4th, every one... and try not to poop where you swim!
And as a cultural note, in Mexico City is illegal to light fireworks in public spaces, due to the pollution caused by it and the fact that, as the city is in a valley, air pollution from surrounding states gather in our city (yeah, polluted air, water, food, high altitude... we're almost invincible).
But if you fire them inside your house (like in rooftops, front or back garden) you're OK, so everybody lights fireworks on our holidays. Some of them are better than the official ones.
This is the second best story about a Turtle getting Fireworks from a Gopher in an underground animal kingdom, while the kid turtle poops where it swims, ever!
I bet you that he was supposed to be the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but since they ran out of names of famous artists, they showed poor Harold the way out and that is why he resents the TMNT so much
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If what the gopher says is correct, then all these years of watching how giraffes and elephants mate in the Discovery Channel clearly have been a waste of time as those terrorists fooled me by not showing the real dirty business that is going through.
Pwoskipi! You didn't die after all! But I never knew you were so angry.
It's simply epic.
But if you fire them inside your house (like in rooftops, front or back garden) you're OK, so everybody lights fireworks on our holidays. Some of them are better than the official ones.
Can't always be awesome hilarious though.
thats probably it
edit: or start a fire someplace