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Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2010 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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I-Mockery's 2009 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!
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Reader Comments

Basement Monkey
Feb 12th, 2010, 03:33 PM
I know I am going to get laid this year using these cards.
frappez le cochon rouge
Feb 12th, 2010, 04:32 PM
BWahahaha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I hate this hacker crap!
Feb 12th, 2010, 07:01 PM
haha the threesome one is great.
SPOOOOOOOON!!!
Feb 12th, 2010, 08:32 PM
Damn you I-Mockery people for being so funny! Valentines day is supposed to be full of sadness and misery! Seriously, though, I loved the background check and the bikers.
Riot Control
Feb 12th, 2010, 09:45 PM
Hah, awesome! I hate Valentine's Day so much, but those cards always make me laugh because they can be quite a nice substitute to any trash that a girl could make me buy her.

I still think that the most awesome card is the one from a few years ago with the legend:

I KILLED A MINIBOSS FOR YOU
Clap if you love Dynamo
Feb 14th, 2010, 09:00 AM
I found the cock flavored soup one amusing
The Magnificent Bastard
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:47 PM
This is the best batch since the first one, and that's really saying something!
Strange blob from beyond
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:31 PM
brilliant!
pickled
Mar 2nd, 2010, 02:46 AM
I'd fight a giant mantis for a threesome.
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