by: -RoG-
While the commercialism of Halloween seems to be growing exponentially with each passing year, I thought it would be nice if we take a look back at some vintage cards from long ago. What I really love about them is how they can be completely innocent, yet at the same time, many of them are creepy beyond words. Believe me, I absolutely love what Halloween has become and it's an absolute blast to celebrate it every year, but I still think it's fascinating to look back at how different the holiday really used to be. I hope this little photo gallery helps reminds you that there's a lot more to Halloween cards than what Hallmark puts on store shelves these days.
If there's one thing this image doesn't make me feel, it's good luck.
Fear the evil albino pumpkin lady.
I thought "jolly" was reserved for Christmas cards... not that
I'm
gonna
dispute it with this glassy-eyed creepo.
I'm pretty sure that girl is about to get killed by Phanto. She must've stolen his key.
(Yes, that's a geeky old video game reference. Deal with it.)
Enjoy yourself on Halloween! Watch a dwarf molest a pumpkin!
With "jolly" already on there, this card is only a few "ho's" away from being a bona fide Christmas card.
I'm sure mushrooms played a big role in the creation of this card.
May you be jolly and gay.
I'm afraid. That's not even my house that the evil black pumpkinface is peering into, and I'm still afraid.
So why do you think that owl on her broom is so terrified?
Notice the evil black pumpkinface print on her dress? That's why.
The three pumpkin spirits visit all who smash pumpkins. Not to scold them, but merely to have a pleasant conversation.
The girl on the right really isn't into it. Come on, if you're gonna wish
somebody a jolly Halloween, then by god, be jolly while you're doing it!
Yeah, remember that advice when the creepy old man invites you into his home for some "extra special candy".
Don't run, for it's only Halloween fun!
Oh come on, what did I just tell you? Those aren't rapists hiding in the pumpkin patch... it's just Halloween fun!
Look! She's removing all the dust from her broom and putting it into that pie to feed everyone with! What a bwitch!
Remember what that other card said about not running away because it's just Halloween fun?
Well, forget that shit. If you see this guy, run... run as fast and far away as you possibly can.
If you don't he'll put you in his twisted traveling "pumpkin-man towed by a haunted billy goat" show.
If I ever see a witch that looks like anything remotely like a "turkey bean",
I'm officially moving
to a land
far, far away where Halloween isn't celebrated.
Well? Come on, Josephine... out with it! Is you or is you not?
There are still more Vintage Halloween Cards to see!
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Reader Comments
Good article!
The card where the dwarf is molesting the pumpkin can be viewed the other way with the pumpkin trying to eat the dwarf.
Finally, that child looks a little too creepy holding the pumpkin in the “Halloween fun” card. It makes you wonder who makes this stuff up. Besides viewing Halloween in the same token as Christmas (With more than enough Jolly), some of these cards are just twisted and wrong.
I LOL'd.
Also, not sure if you knew this Rog but the Friday the 13th show (series one) either came out yesterday or next tuesday on DVD. The show totally sucked but I watched it anyway. Now we just need the Nightmare on Elm Street show to come out on DVD.
Icculus, good question... I'm guessing it happened when the holiday came to the States. I'm pretty sure the apostrophe in there was the original Celtic spelling of the word. Also, Robert Burns wrote a poem called "Hallowe'en" in 1785, so you know it goes waaay back.
Bellamisty, actually it says "If we were both here, I bet I'd find a red ear." which doesn't make much more sense.
azrael2514, funny you should mention it, I actually have a blog post lined up talking all about the show that's going up in a little while. Keep an eye out for it.
Thats it?
What kind of card is that
Retardedly Handsome
Sep 24th, 2008, 08:19 AM
At what point did we decide to drop the apostrophe in Hallowe'en. I think I'm going to start right now and bring it back. On the other hand why is it needed.
I think it's an abbreviation of All Hallows Eve. Hallows Evening? Hallow E'en = Halloween.
I'm with you on bringing it back, much creepier.
It's creepy because there are some mystery letters in the that we just don't know. Maybe they are letter that shun't be spoken lest ye feel the wrath of creepy hallowe'en children.
"BelieBe"... Damn my ortography...
Anyone else notice the typo on the Chestnut card? "Screemed" No. Nonono. And to an English major, that's terrifying *laughs*
The “good cheer” would have to go to the miniature grim reaper. Maybe he is taking the “goth” thing too seriously and just needs a big hug. Maybe if he hunted with the oompa loompas for red ears, death would be a little more cheerful.
What the hell is a Turkey Bean? Are they on television? Oh...never-mind.
Actually, it reminds me more of a Miller High Life logo.