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IN DEFENSE OF BLUE FOOD PRODUCTS
by: -RoG-

I have always for some reason been attracted to all food and drink products that are colored blue. Almost every blue food/drink that I have ever tried tasted great. Still, a lot of people seem to fear blue food products though and I just don't get it.

Many people compare blue food & drinks with various poisonous substances. "Why don't you just chug down some Drano?", "My toilet water is blue but you don't see me drinking it!"... can't tell you how many times I've heard this kind of stuff before.

I've even heard that there have been psychological tests on people and they showed that most people actually have a fear of eating or drinking anything that is colored blue. What the hell is up with that!?

That's it, I've had it. I'm going to set the record straight about blue food products here once and for all!

BLUE FOOD AND DRINK PRODUCTS ARE GOOD.

It all started when I was a young lad and I had my first bowl of Boo Berry cereal. Yes, many of you already know how much I love Boo Berry cereal because of my Boo Berry page here, but the cereal really tastes AWESOME. It's unlike any other cereal you've tasted before. I attribute my desire to try all new blue foods/drinks that I can get my hands on to Boo Berry.

And there's more great blue stuff for your consumption! Blueberry flavored bubblegum! I used to eat that stuff all the time and it tasted great. 

Remember Fun Dip? Great candy from the 80s where you would take a candy piece of chalk and dip it in one of the three flavors of sugar. It tasted soooo good. Well recently they finally caught on and created a Blueberry flavor of the sugar and it's the best shite on earth I tell you! 

How about Charm's Blowpops? The best flavor is without a doubt their Blueberry pops! By god, I'll eat 3 of those in one sitting! Then once I'm done I stick my BLUE tongue out like a madman and run around screaming with blue drool coming out of my mouth! The drool sprays the entire room and everyone and everything is eventually covered in my glorious blue drool! 

Um, excuse me.

Anyway, my most recent "blue discovery" was Jones' Soda. Their best flavor is called "Blue-Bubble Gum". Now, not only is the stuff colored blue, but it tastes EXACTLY like bubble gum!!! What more can a blue maniac ask for????

In conclusion, if you don't like blue foods, get the hell off of this web site now! You will burn in hell for your insolence! One day Blue food products are going to be the only thing that is left and then you'll be screwed.

I've got to go now. I've got to eat some Boo Berry cereal and a Blueberry flavored Charms Blowpop and wash it down with some Jones' Blue-Bubblegum Flavored Soda while I listen to the soothing sounds of Blue Man Group!


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