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I have always for some reason been attracted to all food and drink products that
are colored blue. Almost every blue food/drink that I have ever tried tasted
great. Still, a lot of people seem to fear blue food products though and I just
don't get it.
Many people compare blue food & drinks with various poisonous substances. "Why
don't you just chug down some Drano?", "My toilet water is blue but you don't
see me drinking it!"... can't tell you how many times I've heard this kind of
stuff before.
I've even heard that there have been psychological tests on people and they
showed that most people actually have a fear of eating or drinking anything that
is colored blue. What the hell is up with that!?
That's it, I've had it. I'm going to set the record straight about blue food
products here once and for all!
BLUE FOOD AND DRINK PRODUCTS ARE GOOD.
It all started when I was a young lad and I had my first bowl of Boo Berry
cereal. Yes, many of you already know how much I love Boo Berry cereal because
of my
Boo Berry page here, but the cereal really tastes AWESOME. It's unlike
any other cereal you've tasted before. I attribute my desire to try
all new blue foods/drinks that I can get my hands on to Boo Berry.
And there's more great blue stuff for your consumption! Blueberry flavored
bubblegum! I used to eat that stuff all the time and it tasted great.
Remember Fun Dip? Great candy from the 80s where you would take a candy piece of
chalk and dip it in one of the three flavors of sugar. It tasted soooo good.
Well recently they finally caught on and created a Blueberry flavor of the sugar
and it's the best shite on earth I tell you!
How about Charm's Blowpops? The best flavor is without a doubt their Blueberry
pops! By god, I'll eat 3 of those in one sitting! Then once I'm done I stick my
BLUE tongue out like a madman and run around screaming with blue drool coming
out of my mouth! The drool sprays the entire room and everyone and everything is
eventually covered in my glorious blue drool!
Um, excuse me.
Anyway, my most recent "blue discovery" was Jones' Soda. Their best flavor is
called "Blue-Bubble Gum". Now, not only is the stuff colored blue, but it tastes
EXACTLY like bubble gum!!! What more can a blue maniac ask for????
In conclusion, if you don't like blue foods, get the hell off of this web site
now! You will burn in hell for your insolence! One day Blue food products are
going to be the only thing that is left and then you'll be screwed.
I've got to go now. I've got to eat some Boo Berry cereal and a
Blueberry flavored Charms Blowpop and wash it down with some
Jones' Blue-Bubblegum Flavored Soda while I listen to the soothing sounds of
Blue Man Group!
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