The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 3 |
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The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 2 |
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 1 |
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Prologue |
15 Things That Are Not The Reason Max Burbank Has Been Away For So Long |
More True Science News
Facts For kids! |
Dave's Emotions |
A Standardized Test Measuring The Condition Of Your Soul |
An Essay Recommending John Hodgman's New Book That Sadly Ends Up Being Mostly About Me |
Turn Your Brain Off |
The Santa/Jesus Variations |
TV Shows I Really
Wish Dexter Morgan
Would Visit |
So You Got Laid Off |
The Best Summer
Of Your Life |
Let's Go To The Beach! |
Your Termination Package |
50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas |
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever! |
Jokes From The Max Burbank Joke Book |
A Short, Untitled Play
For Marionettes |
25 Premises Involving M.O.D.O.K |
Things My Old Man
Taught Me |
Bottled Waters Guaranteed To Aid You
In Your Quest To
Become A Douchebag |
True Science News
Facts For kids! |
The Geek Hierarchy |
How "The Lord Of The Rings" Would Have Been Different If I Were Tasked With Carrying The One Ring Instead Of Frodo |
50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had
Hanging Around |
New Jersey Dogs
Of My Acquaintance |
A Brief History Of Valentine's Day |
Scenes Of My
New England Boyhood |
Seven Dreams Involving "Super Nanny" Jo Frost |
McDonald's Ad Campaigns Through the Years |
Husbandry: Chapter 1 |
Your Anger Management FAQ |
Home For The Holidays |
My Grandfather's Thanksgiving Toast |
What I Did On My
Summer Vacation |
Your Carpal Tunnel |
My Summer
Vacation Themes |
The "I Don't Like It" List |
How I Plan To
Spoil My Daughter's
Harry Potter Mania |
Fourth Of July
Family Funtivities |
Corporate Diary |
Tips For Young Writers:
Plot Development |
Famous Pirates |
How I Deal With
Stage Fright |
The Thirteen Stages Of Eating At Golden Corral |
A Brief History Of
The Easter Bunny |
The Broadsheet |
Tips For Young Writers:
Uh-oh! Writer's Block! |
Pi Day |
Why the Live-Action Transformers Movie
Is Going to Suck |
Brand Max Burbank |
Jet Blues |
The Junk Drawer
Of My Despair |
Black History Month |
Superbowl Ad Time
Put To Good Use |
January 30th:
This Day In History |
How's It Going? |
Did You Know? |
Psychic Predictions
For 2007 |
Let's Laugh At Death |
Get Rich Quick |
How I Am |
Public Restroom Etiquette |
The 150 List |
The Xmas FAQ |
The Grinch Who
Scalped Christmas |
An Open Holiday
Letter From Jesus |
My Holiday Memories |
Ways To Spice Up Your Holiday Shopping |
The Playstation 3 Opportunity |
Turkey Talk |
Thanksgiving
Depression Made Easy |
Things I've Noticed
About Los Angeles |
Tips For The Modern Dad |
Signing The
Harassment Policy |
Tips For Aspiring Writers |
A Concerned Parent With Bipolar Disorder Addresses The PTA |
Happy New Year, 2006! |
An Open Letter From Santa |
Time To Be Thankful Again |
Video Game Censorship |
Unrated vs. R-rated |
PETA Is Human Abuse |
The Reaper N' Me |
My Letter To Santa |
My Thanksgiving Prayer |
My Prayer |
Don't Fuck The Children |
Anime Conventions:
A Descent Into Decay |
I'm A Breeder |
My Wild Life:
Chapter V |
Another New Year Again? |
The Doctor's Office |
Annual Staff Winter
Party Memo |
Cold Shoulder |
Crappy Holidays |
Maryland Must Die |
The Promise Of
The Rainbow |
Osgood Mott,
Breaker Of Taboos |
The Shaving Industry Lies |
Amusement Parks |
Horseback Riding
Sparks Imagination |
Free Comic Book Day |
Fuck Freedom Fries |
My New Year's Resolution Message Board Post |
Horseback Riding
Sparks Imagination |
Not-So-Smooth Criminal |
How To Rout Boredom |
McTerror |
Summer Fun |
Model Cars Hit And Run |
My Wild Life:
Chapter IV |
"The Price Is Right"
Really Scares Me |
My Wild Life:
Chapter III |
Blood Drives |
My Wild Life:
Chapter II |
My Wild Life:
Chapter I |
April Fool's Day |
On To You |
The Healing Powers
Of Goop |
House Of The Dead |
Where Fwog? |
New Game Shows |
President Threatened
By Free Time! |
Ridiculous Revisionism |
Mall Madness |
Holiday Update Letters |
Santa's Updated Policy |
It's All Worth It |
Bees Don't Kill Smokers |
Thankful Is My
Middle Name |
Horse Enthusiasts |
Chrysler Concorde
Ad Campaign |
The Spectral Groper |
Behold The Evils
Of Cheese |
Make A Wish |
So What? |
A Little Free
Floating Hostility |
Truth Found Under Nose |
Video Store 9-11-01 |
War |
Resting In Peace |
Disappointment |
Slow News |
One Step To
Web Trendiness |
Apparently |
Customer Or Guest? |
Beware Of Drama Freaks |
Listen... |
Family Reunions |
The Celebrity Scourge |
The Midriff Prophecies |
Where Do You
See Yourself? |
I Hate Clowns |
A Few Things That
Have Been On My Mind |
Lazer Tag:
Memories And Violence |
The Chicken Theory |
Here Comes The Future! |
Memorandum: Part 2 |
The "Chosen Ones" |
Well, I Never |
Vacationer In Chief |
A Tribute To The
Almighty Kuhli Loach |
Armageddon's
Slippery Slope |
The P.C. Starter Kit |
On A Date With Destiny |
My Personal Space |
Fancy Cars |
Great Ideas Looking
For A Backer |
The United Sows
Of America |
Space Shoes |
Pets Are Evil |
F.E.T.A. |
Podunk Towns |
The Story Of The
Easter Bunny |
The Monkeys, The Bed,
The Bouncing and Me |
Fight Of Your Life |
April Fools |
Distance Equals
Rate Times Time |
Camels Don't Come
That Small |
Mir Landing Suggestions |
I Hate "Smart People" |
The Devil Made Me Do It |
More Award Shows, Please |
Heroes |
Nothing But Shat On TV |
Clerks |
Sweeps |
Somebody Kill Me,
I'm Still 56k |
Under The Weather |
Sharing The Road |
College Is A Waste |
A Guide To Putting
Your Child To Sleep |
The Eternal Nightmare: Grocery Shopping |
I Hate The Superbowl |
A Message To Those Who Remove My Laundry |
Twins Are Creepy |
Homework |
Job Fairs |
Silence is Golden:
No Phones |
A Tribute To Apartment Security Guards |
City Parking Hell |
The REAL New Millenium? |
Snow Sucks |
Spreading The Disease: Teenagers |
Memorandum |
The Many Joys of Cursing |
You Better Watch Out |
Getting Even With
Your Computer |
Career Day |
Bright Lights, Dim People |
Nobody Likes A Smartass |
Good Grades |
I Hate Shopping |
Hooray For Napster |
My Burden |
Spite Crimes |
The Truth About Fiction |
Outrage Fatigue |
I Hate Wrestling |
Damn The Bank |
No Quiero Taco Bell |
Throw Away Your Phone |
Wal-Mart: Lords Of
The Underworld |
More Than Meets
The Eye No More? |
No Confidence |
I'm Saving My Serotonin |
Daytime TV Sucks |
Do Not Mow The Lawn |
Make The Kids Cry |
In Defense Of
Blue Food Products |
I Don't Trust The
Gorton's Fisherman |
I Hate: Part 3
The Hate Lives On |
I Hate: Part Deux |
I Hate: Part 1 |
You're Going To The
Video Store, Eh? |
Valentine's Day Is A Crock |
The Precious Experiences of Job Hunting |
Driving |
Raves Need To Be Destroyed |
Acquaintances Or Annoyances |
Smoking = Death |
The History Of
Visionary Darkness |
