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I hate laundry. I hate food. I hate you. I hate
noise complaints. I hate drexel. I hate Philadelphia. I hate Virginia. I
hate spelling erors. I hate boredom. I hate hootie. I hate the world. I
hate vegetarian food. I hate chocolate ice cream. I hate mother nature. I
hate religion. I hate cleaning dishes. I hate rice cakes. I hate materialistic people. I hate clones. I hate people. I hate here. I hate
there. I hate time. I hate alcohol. I hate smoking. I hate the past. I
hate the present. I hate the future. I hate chemistry. I hate dust. I hate
frats. I hate studying. I hate people who waste their time reading long
things like this. I hate happy people. I hate rules that say you can smoke
in your room but can't light a candle. I hate fire alarms. I hate snobs. I
hate the stupid "join our bank and get a free gift"
advertisements that I see everywhere. I hate my I.D. card that doesn't
scan. I hate breakfast for being so fucking early. I hate this place for
being so fucking pathetic. I hate throwing out the trash. I hate the smell
of hairspray. I hate high prices. I hate low prices. I hate prices. I hate
phone bills. I hate multiple-drafts for composition essays. I hate people
who just walk into my room that I don't know. I hate calhoun hall. I hate
myers hall.
I hate new tower. I hate kelly hall. I hate the triangle. I hate living here. I
hate pricks. I hate losers who drool over computer pornography. I hate
homophobia. I hate politics. I hate flies. I hate mono. I hate makeup
work. I hate sleeping. I hate school books that I paid a shitload for but
barely used. I hate unorganized organizers. I hate home cooking. I hate
cooking. I hate "save the trees." I hate "save the
whales." I hate "save the planet." I hate post-its that
don't stick to the wall. I hate light bulbs. I hate jeans. I hate sour
cream and onion flavored potato chips. I hate cardboard. I hate shaving. I
hate apple computers. I hate the outdoors. I hate waiting. I hate soloflex
commercials. I hate drugs. I hate flat tires. I hate solar power. I hate
stapleguns. I hate(d) blind melon. I hate rogaine. I hate that thing on
your nose. I hate being told to stop playing piano because the front desk
guy doesn't like to hear it. I hate broken nerf toys. I hate the
population. I hate everyone. I hate everything. I hate everywhere. I hate
everytime. I hate disney world. I hate disney land. I hate disney ghetto.
I hate that prick who just walked by my door again. I hate the little
mermaid. I hate trains. I hate long walks. i hate short walks. I hate the
toxins that emit from some of the manhole covers outside. I hate broken
watches. I hate losers who can't maintain an argument. I hate sexism. I
hate racism. I hate golfing. I hate dirt. I hate air. I hate I hate banks.
I hate the message boards on everyone's doors. I hate the notices that
tell us who's birthday is this month. I hate floor meetings. I hate
suicidal morons. I hate hearing about stomach pumping. I hate our radio
station. I hate tokens. I hate this chair I'm sitting in. I hate the
bogmen. I hate hypocrisy. I hate steroids. I hate plasma. I hate those
damned smiles. I hate double dare. I hate the amazon. I hate cork boards.
I hate fucked up phone lines. I hate pennies. I hate people living merely
to impress others. I hate people who ask for change for their sick
children and then buy some smokes with the money they are given. I hate
punk bullshit. I hate prep rallies. I hate paper clips. I hate filters. I
hate filter. I hate headaches. I hate directions. I hate turkey. I hate
flex-dollars. I hate bass. I hate country. I hate star trek. I hate star
wars. I hate stargate. I hate stars. I hate roadkill. I hate
advertisements that are taped on the ground which probably lead to 10% of
the pollution here. I hate pens that run out of ink. I hate not having a
pencil sharpener. I hate the fact that I chose to go to one college
instead of another one. I hate alarm clocks. I hate the top bunk. I hate
the bottom bunk. I hate bunks. I hate socks. I hate restringing guitars. I
hate worrying about getting shot if I go trick or treating in the city. I
hate carpet. I hate hospitals. I hate jesus. I hate satan. I hate ghandi
too. I hate cga. I hate blind joy. I hate people that are actually still
reading this thing and liking it. I hate hole. I hate maple v. I hate
scabs. I hate prayer. I hate whores. I hate media. I hate buffet. I hate
cereal. I hate serial numbers. I hate phone numbers. I hate upc codes. I
hate passwords. I hate combinations. I hate memory. I hate drexel.edu. I
hate the library. I hate drool. I hate puddles of vomit in the halls. I
hate the ifle tower. I hate trying to get "red boxes" to fucking
work with a shitty tape recorder. I hate silence. I hate daytime. I hate
nighttime. I hate edgar allen poe. I hate silverchair. I hate bricks. I
hate casts. I hate physical therapy. I hate mental therapy. I hate
galoshes. I hate spam. I hate "best of the 90's" albums. I hate energizer.
I hate sucrets. I hate secrets. I hate lies. I hate Canada for the hell of
it. I hate cows. I hate the big bang theory. I hate running out of room. I
hate running in rooms. I hate abbreviations. I hate recycling bins. I hate
this. I hate that. I hate the cat in the hat. I hate jurassic park. I hate
king kong. I hate him. I hate her. I hate it. I hate that. I hate taking
messages. I hate "no fear" losers. I hate fog. I hate blubber. I
hate flubber. I hate it. I hate short. I hate tall. I hate brine shrimp. I
hate dust. I hate all.
I hate because I can.
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