We give drunk drivers the keys to success.™

Welcome to the DDAAF Network!

This network includes pretty much us and no-one else. As a hub of influence-assisted homicide, we operate as a noble army of one, providing current and future drunk drivers with the keys to success. With a Yuengling in one hand and a steering wheel in the other, we're a force to be reckoned with, as drunk drivers around the world unite in the fight against anime fans! It is our hope this network will help spread the word that anime is not 'ok' and certainly not an option for success (or living a full life, if we get our way!) We also hope this message will help improve the lives of others by convincing people to make smarter decisions, like taking the lives of those who watch anime and terminally stopping potential viewers before they start!

What can I do to help?

We're looking for a few bad drivers with a malicious hatred of cosplaying low-lifes! But in the meantime, you can make your own DDAAF badges and e-mail them to us, as well as printing them out and sporting them with pride! Just take a look at some badges current DDAAF members have made:

Why kill Anime Fans? Can't they be reasoned with?


I have a problem with the content of this site! To whom do I direct my complaint?

You may direct them at my bumper, you teary-eyed nancy boy.



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