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Oct 31st, 2006 08:10 PM
Grislygus Yeah, it was tasty, at least.

I wanted to cook them with holes cut in the patties before they were cooked, but we were worried they would fall apart.
Oct 31st, 2006 07:59 PM
Jeff The Ninja Damn, that looks like one tasty hockey mask
Oct 31st, 2006 07:36 PM
Grislygus Camera's working. Which means...

Shitty Jason Burger!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...asonburger.jpg



We had a party, and we decided to serve these. Most of them looked far worse than this, and none of the guests got it. Well, at least we tried.
Oct 2nd, 2006 02:32 PM
Zomboid I like how he linked you to stuff on your own site so you'd see what he was talking about.
Oct 2nd, 2006 03:19 AM
Mockery Thanks all, glad you enjoyed it. For the record, the sleeping bag kill is even BETTER than what I showed. The uncut version has him swing the bag 6 times and guts start flying out of it. In the movie, he only swings it just that one time. There's also a head crushing scene that would've totally made the list if they hadn't censored it, because the uncut version is amazing. I'll have to do a separate piece to showcase the uncut kills sometime... even though the video quality of them is pretty poor.

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Originally Posted by Grislygus
I made a crappy Jason Burger for ya, rog. I'll post a pic when my camera stops sucking.
AWESOME. I must see the Jason Burger in all of its beefy glory. :o

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Originally Posted by NES Boy
And yet, you get away with nudity when it comes to ROM hacks and sexual moments in video games. Is there some kind of difference I don't understand?
Yes, and your dad will have a sit-down talk with you about it when you reach a certain age. Trust me.

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Originally Posted by NES Boy
Anyway, in your Freddy's Nightmares pilot episode review, you said you would review the episode's sequel before moving on to the film series. You did so, so when could we expect to see a review on an Elm Street movie?
Dunno, I'll eventually review some of 'em, but there's much more obscure horror movies that I have on my to-do list that I want to feature first.
Oct 1st, 2006 12:10 AM
NES Boy
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By the way, I hope you appreciate how I took the time to cover her dirty, naughty nipples so that this article remains safe for work. Well, that's pending your job has no problem with you watching people being murdered. After all, we should let the youth of the world see all the blood 'n gore they want... but god forbid they see a nipple.
And yet, you get away with nudity when it comes to ROM hacks and sexual moments in video games. Is there some kind of difference I don't understand?

Anyway, in your Freddy's Nightmares pilot episode review, you said you would review the episode's sequel before moving on to the film series. You did so, so when could we expect to see a review on an Elm Street movie?
Sep 27th, 2006 11:01 PM
Grislygus I made a crappy Jason Burger for ya, rog. I'll post a pic when my camera stops sucking.
Sep 27th, 2006 09:23 PM
ArrowX The one From Friday the 13th 9 was my most favourite as a kid, I just wish I had the opporunity to see them on the big screen.
I still think that Jason needs to have a kill where he splams someones head into a wall wiht a steel mesh door and the brains and stuff comes slipping out through the holes.
Sep 27th, 2006 04:54 PM
MarioRPG Ah yes, the final 3 brought back memories. I remember as soon as I saw that girl freeze something in liquid nitrogen, I KNEW someone was going in.
Sep 27th, 2006 12:59 PM
McClain I remember the first time I saw the #1 scene. I laughed my ass off.
Sep 27th, 2006 03:13 AM
Zomboid That's one of the better ideas you've had for the site. There were few things better than ranking the kills in the friday the 13th and nightmare on elm street movies with a buddy as a kid.
Sep 27th, 2006 03:08 AM
RaNkeri #1 is definately my favorite,
Sep 27th, 2006 02:49 AM
Mockery
NEW FEATURE: "JASON'S 10 BEST KILLS!"

A while back I did a piece all about Freddy Krueger's 10 Best Kills. Well now it's Jason Voorhees' turn to be in the slasher spotlight. Here's my in-depth look at what I consider to be his 10 best kills from the Friday the 13th films!


NEW FEATURE: "JASON'S 10 BEST KILLS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jason-10kills


Enjoy!

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