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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 07:09 PM        Getting laid
I was thinking today about all the single people that go out and get drunk at a bar then take home anybody to get laid. I never succeeded in this and I was wondering if anybody did? and being drunked and there comments on waking up with a stranger.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
I think it is easier to find a friend with "benifits". Like someone yu0 hang out with, but either yu0 both jsut need sex, or yu0 both want each other. So then you get the sex but there is no relationship attached, so you are not stuck with one Vagina.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM       
One is enough if you ask me.. You never know what you will catch dragging any chick home
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
You want to go out and find a one-night stand, you're far better off looking at a dance club than a bar.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:08 AM       
And the trick is , pick the girl your gonna be taking home , then ply her with as many spirits you can get down her neck , whilst you sup on a beer , ensuring that you arnt half as wasted as she is , and thus more able to 'lead' the situation to where you want it to go.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
rape is FUN!
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:41 PM       
how can you rape someone who isn't concious?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
By putting drugs inside of their drink.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:52 PM       
How can you give someone who isn't conscious a drink?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
STICK IT IN THIER VAGINA
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
99% of dance clubs are bars you dipshit. get a fucking clue before you start posting shit
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
Say that again when you're old enough to spend time in the bars where no one dances (the 99% you forgot about) instead of the 18-and-under clubs.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
I think he was referring to dance clubs as opposed to non dancing bars. Dance clubs have bars, but they are not bars. They are dance clubs. And you are an idiot.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
I'm an idiot, too. When I read Papa Goat's post, I thought he was insulting me and I almost typed a reply. Someone shoot me now.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
Funny, before I read that, I was worried you'd think I was insulting you. I think it was poorly worded.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
You two can get each other drunk and have make-up fucks!!!
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:30 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
Thank God I just scrolled straight down to the last post.
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
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You two can get each other drunk and have make-up fucks!!!
Oh my god, make up sex is the best ever. I don't nkow why, but it just is.
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 03:00 PM       
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Say that again when you're old enough to spend time in the bars where no one dances (the 99% you forgot about) instead of the 18-and-under clubs.
hahahahahaha :<
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
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As painful as the Popndeth journal?
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
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