Eggs

[Big Papa Goat]

Chicken eggs are the greatest thing God ever did. So perfectly round and white, suitable for consumption, vandalism, even painting.
And look at all the great foods you can make! Breakfast sandwhiches, scrambled eggs, eggs over easy, sunny side up, poached, eggs benedict... there's just so many choices!
I love egg sandwhiches so much, mmmm eggs and cheese and bacon oh my.

[Big McLargehuge]

I love eggs
from my head down to
my
legs

[Sam]

Eggs aren't perfectly round. They are oblong.

[Big Papa Goat]

But they're perfectly oblong

[Rongi]

BUTTERED TOAST

LOL

[Big Papa Goat]

Thats the funniest thing I've read today Rongi.

[eggyolk]

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.

[Jeanette X]

Eggs come out of the cloaca, which is the same hole that the bird defecates and urinates out of.

[Blue]

I cant eat eggs unless the yolk is fried otherwise i puke. They are horrible anyway. There only place is on a bacon and egg muffin.