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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
Cmon guys. I really have to have this info. I need it. I might have to have sex soon.

What do I do if I accidentally go in her stomache and hit her insides? Do girls like that? Should I make noise? Should I know CPR? Do I have to wear a tie? I'm clueless. Just lay everything about sex on me.

Especially those of you who've donw it before. And don't skimp on talking about how you've done it before. Go off on a tangent and talk about the experience if you want. In detail. Especially the part where you say something really witty that "seals the deal" right ladies?

Thanks for the advice so far. It'll really help when the time comes I think.
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