The Howie Mandell Help Fund

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I would pay to see him face off with with Ghallager in a cage armed with chainsaws, but only if I was screwing the Olsen Twins while I watched. And they have to be unconcious, because any participation from them would certainly render me unable.

And Carrot Top could sit next to me masturbating with ice tongs and a meat tenderizing mallet.

For all that I would be willing to give Howie Mandell all te change in my pocket and some expired coupons.