TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD

[The Damp Moose]

So like, then Mad Max and Terra kissed and everyone was like it was so sweet, and then Max punched her in the skull, so she like, totally bit his face and then, like, everyone clapped and stuff it was so sweet.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

OH DEAR!!! WHY THE FUCK SAY DINGLEBERRY?

CHINKLEBERRY IS THE WAY FORWARD DAMNIT

[Terra]

Dingleberries are also fresh noobs that haven't been yet plucked from the vine by Max. Ftang has been plucked and fucked but the Damp Moose has yet to be initiated. Lay low moose and tread lightly over the moor. Before you know it, you might wake our Lord while he slumbers and then you'll have a fucktard thread named after you. But that'll be right after he branded MM on your ass while sodomizing you with an oak tree branch. I hear it isn't pleasant but it IS great fun to watch.

[Anonymous]

Well no time like the present!

DampMoose: You made 2 sexual innuendos about Terra and one about me in the same fucking thread , you goddamn fucking virginal pervert. I know the girls in your middle school are sickened by your pudgy ass, and the boys beat the fuck out of you looking at their dicks in the locker room. But take your pent up sexual frustration else where you fucking fucktard.

Yeah, and I bet you fucking jizzed all over yourself when you thought about getting sodomized with an oak tree branch, fucktards like you need to be fucking killed.

[Father §p@z]

YOU need to be killed. Stop cussing out newbies, you make them feel like they're not wanted

[Anonymous]

[center:658712aba9]OKAY I'LL JUST CUSS YOU OUT THEN FUCKTARD, BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY AREN'T WANTED![/center:658712aba9]

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Terra

Please note all noobs: This is when our Liege Lord has won once again. When the VETS (capitalized for the irritation of camacazio) decide to plunder Max's tactics, this is the sign that our Lord has singlehandedly won yet another battle. Please note, Max NEVER even showed up on FS's thread and this drove the idiot poster VET (capitalized for irritation purposes of camacazio) to attempt another drive by ploy to draw Max out.

Retro? Thank you girlfriend for the "PRON" advice!! Please unstick your tongue from FS's ass and report to the Fuctard thread! Max is waiting for you to show up. Don't be a 'fraidie cat now! He'll be gentle to you, I sit in counsel with him y'know. winkwinkoinkoink.

You're a cunt, I thought I'd just get that out there foremost. You have got to be one of the fucking nerdiest cunts I've ever come across on these here boards. "My lord blah blah im a cunt tactics VETS cunt written on my forehead noobs watchout". Seriously, you're a fucking big pile of nerdy cunt with big granny tits hanging out.

And do you kiss your mother with that mouth, she might, liek, ground u for liek a weekend or sumthing.

[The Damp Moose]

I wonder which one is the master and which on the slave in the bedroom. :/

[nothing4buddha]

hi terra

[Anonymous]

Once again Buddha's lesbian antics have saved the day. Her lustful proposition to Terra makes up for Father Spaz posting in this thread

[Terra]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

You're a cunt, I thought I'd just get that out there foremost. You have got to be one of the fucking nerdiest cunts I've ever come across on these here boards. "My lord blah blah im a cunt tactics VETS cunt written on my forehead noobs watchout". Seriously, you're a fucking big pile of nerdy cunt with big granny tits hanging out.

And do you kiss your mother with that mouth, she might, liek, ground u for liek a weekend or sumthing.

Please notice there are a few of those VETS (capitalized for camaczio's irritation) who crossgender themselves to blow smoke up the noobs asses. Most of the time this ploy works for within the crossgendering is the raging "screaming queen syndrome." When a noob crosses the boundaries of I-Mock and begins to feast upon the fertile soil, some of these pathetic VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) become enraged that the object of their affections (usually another male VET-capitalized for camacazio's irritation) might just show an interest in these noobs. Their jealousy knows no boundaries and they will seek out to harangue and belittle the nubile noobs many times to the noob's destruction. Part of the tactics that are employed are the idiot line, the cunt referencing, and normally something having to do with parentage and these are all tactics that mirror the insecurities that the VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) harbors within himself. Or in the case of Retro, *herself.*

Oftentimes a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) will use caps to attempt to get the point across, to scream if you will, to intimidate a noob. All a part of the smoke screen I fear. Our Lord Max rarely uses the ploy of screeching and oftentimes turns the tables around on the assaulting poster merely by using his well modulated "indoor voice." This rattles the VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) and very rarely will one see one venture into Mock Wars, for the humiliation would be complete and as our Lord knows, a humiliated Vet (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) is a poster whose demise is imminent.

Retro, your a fag prostrate's worse nightmare. You, screaming pile of asspuss, are far too ignorant to be considered a nerd. Fuck, even the nerds wouldn't have you around especially the gay ones. Stop humiliating the gay community by posting to a HETERO woman, you stupid excuse for a "chick." Jesus Christ stuff a Maxi Pad in your mouth, shove a Midol up your ass and MOVE ON. If you can't do that cram your ass BACK into the closet and wait a hundred years to get over the fact that I am a WOMAN and have probably FUCKED the love of your life already.

To Budda: Hiya baby doll!

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

Father Spaz if you are from scotland as
you mentioned then i suggest you go wear
your man skirts and cramming your ass full
of haggis

thank you

[The CD Rack of DOOM]

Father Spaz

Go have a fit on the bathroom floor
over Michael Jackson, you self-admitted
RETARD!!

[Anonymous]

And this is why I rule, fucktards!

[Big McLargehuge]

i hope this doesn't get me banned, but i think mad max is boring and reading his posts makes me sad

[nothing4buddha]

OH TERRA :FEMALEMASTURBATIONEMOTICON

yeah i say we install a female masterbation emoticon.

[Anonymous]

Big McLargehuge: Fucktard, I'm the greatest thing that could've happened to these fucking boards. All you've contributed is pussy ass fucktard shit about how "hard" your life is and how you can't get a girlfriend and being depressed, in other words, typical fucktard vet shit. You're not funny and about as fucking dull as hawaiian mage.

Go fucking kill yourself fucktard.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Terra

*Insert useless waste of space here*

OI! That's the most useless cunt I've ever come across!

Nice job on the three paragraph essay format comeback that no one gives a fuck about reading. I'll tell you what I like about it, though...fuck, I didn't give a shit enough to read it. SRY BETTR LUCK NEXT TYME!

[Terra]

And normally the wary noob can intellectualize a comeback to a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) as the latter grows weary of the really really BIG words and moves onward to other less substantial receptors in the land of I-Mock. Only when the noob flock grows thin will an old timer actually sit and READ, albeit laboriously, a noob comeback a few weeks later on down the road. This normally takes higher education to do so however, and many a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) loses the point as the redundant searching of the really really BIG words becomes a lost cause.

In the meantime, many a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) will resort to posting a picture or two as a comeback and some bland misquote to mimic our Liege Lord, the great Mad Max.

Perhaps one day the light bulb will come on. We can only hope.

Have a nice day Retro! Get some rest!

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

whoa the CD rack don't like
father spaztic for some reason
its all good

[The Damp Moose]

Its almost as if
You all are trying to speak
In bad Haiku form

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by Ftang Ftang Olay OLay

Father Spaz if you are from scotland as
you mentioned then i suggest you go wear
your man skirts and cramming your ass full
of haggis

thank you

It's called a kilt, retard. Also, I find that to be very racist. We don't stuff our faces with haggis all the time, we don't go prancing around in kilts every day, and we don't sit around playing bagpipes to pass the time.
Racist.

[Terra]

And you don't shotput petrified manure either? I thought you were up in Idaho or something. Not Scotland.

[Anonymous]

Spaz, what you wear isn't a fucking kilt, its a goddamn dress, and those bagpipes you're blowing, are the football team's cocks, you fucking fuck slut faggot.

After you get done wiping the grass stains of your knees and the cum stains off your chin, go shove some more haggis up your ass, fucktard.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

1. i know its a kilt retard

2. i'm not racist i've got nothing against scottish
folk just you

3. you are a misserable excuse for a monkeys miscarriage.

therefor SHOT THE FUCK UP