MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK :D

[Terra]

So when are you going to take your weenie out to the playground rather than sit on the sidelines and beat off while you read?

[Jixby Phillips]

BLAH BLAH BLAH weenie BLAH BLAH BLAH playground BLAH BLAH BLAH beat off BLAH BLAH

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by FS

I was wondering how long it would take for the thin film of attempted gross-out comedy was going to give way to full-fledged public masturbation.

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[EisigerBiskuit]

Why does the story get hotter the more I read it over?

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

BLAH BLAH BLAH weenie BLAH BLAH BLAH playground BLAH BLAH BLAH beat off BLAH BLAH

Oh Jizzlips Fellatio, get used to it because as long as it annoys the shit out of you assholes, it's going to be used. Either shut the fuck up, you dickless wonder, or START LIKING IT.

I can use that on the same grounds that you can use "bitch, cunt" and "whore."

You bitch, cunt and whore.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.

The fuck? I thought Terra got a breast reduction.

[Terra]

They were reduced. To THAT size.

[Guitar Woman]

[Big Papa Goat]

haha breasts

[Anonymous]

And now as per Terra’s request…TITI FUCKING!

Terra pulled Mad Max towards her as she lay down on the bed. She wanted a little something different tonight.
She placed her finger in her mouth and then rubbed her nipples with her finger tips getting them nice and hard enough to DRIVE NAILS with. She then touched her breasts erotically and said “I want YOU to worship these tonight! Do it! NOW!”

Mad Max first paid tribute to her AREOLA ALTAR by licking and kissing on them in a spiral like motion, then got into position and then placed his BLOOD ENGORGED ORGAN in between her GIGANTIC MEAT BAGS OF FUN, while she pressed them together. As Mad Max’s IMPALING DEVICE began to thrust back and forth Terra would playfully lick at its head. God it was in rare form tonight, she thought. It was large and extended enough for a FUCKING MIDGET TO DO PULL UPS ON. She couldn’t wait to be bathed in WHITENESS.

They looked at each other in passion and felt that special connection with each other, not unlike that of a brother and sister. Then that magical moment happened. Mad Max shot his load ALL OVER Terra’s tits and face like FUCKING NIAGARA FALLS. He didn’t just give her a PEARL NECKLESS; he gave her a FUCKING IVORY TURTLENECK SHIRT. Her face looked like she was trying out for FUCKING KUBUKI THEATER. Terra was so turned on by this event that she had 15 simultaneous CUNTASTIC orgasms, causing her entire body to twitch and shake like an epileptic junkie who hadn’t had a fix in a fucking month.

After Terra calmed down, Mad Max did the gentlemanly thing and wiped his DECIMATED POTENTIAL SPAWN off of her with a towel. He was always so sweet and thoughtful like that to her.

That night as they lay asleep in each others arms, they would dream of sexual adventures still to come...

[center:ff5a6488be]THE END[/center:ff5a6488be]

[center:ff5a6488be] OKAY FUCKTARDS START YOUR JERKING! [/center:ff5a6488be]

[Guitar Woman]

That was great.
Oh and some noob named PHUN is challenging your position as i-mockery's underworld lord, in case you didn't know.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wait, it's "phunman."

[Phunman]

Oh spaz i see how it is! You cant handle the all mighty power of the Phunman so you get your greasey man gueard to help a poor little animae fag out! Why I ought to fuck your eye socket while listening to the greatest hits of Iron madien while i watch my jizz seep out of you ears and nose!


I am having phun!!!

[Terra]

SSHHHHhhhhhh.

I'm basking in the afterglow. No posting for ONE hour in this thread. I need to wipe up.

[Anonymous]

I'm not helping any of you fucktards out, and Phunman you're pretty much beneath my notice at this point. I primarily concentrate on fucktard vets (And REALLY annoying fucktard noobs) If you really want to get your faggot ass decimated so fucking bad, then go post in the appropriate thread. I'm sure you'll be able to find if your crack whore mommy helps you read the big words. I'd advise against it though since you can't even beat that anime bitch Spaz yet.

This is the Mad Max and Terra FUCK thread, get the fuck out fucktard.

[Anonymous]

Whoops, sorry Terra!

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Phunman

Oh spaz i see how it is! You cant handle the all mighty power of the Phunman so you get your greasey man gueard to help a poor little animae fag out! Why I ought to fuck your eye socket while listening to the greatest hits of Iron madien while i watch my jizz seep out of you ears and nose!


I am having phun!!!

Um, no. I just want to see him verbally disembowel you with stories about you being skullfucked by a rainbow-brite butt plug and then being called a massive fucktard. It'll be funny.

[nothing4buddha]

terra, will you spare some boob-age for us poor contemptible gals

[Phunman]

Why would I waste my time on father spaz. He seems so hated in this board it would be like beating a retarded baby.

[nothing4buddha]

pssst... you're wasting your time on him right now.

[Phunman]

Hello Budda A/s/L

[Terra]

Okay Punt Stick. I let you blather on a couple of times here and now it's time for you to leave. If you don't, I shall have to summon my band of merry gumbas to hose you down with their sticky boy jelly and roll you in used tampon hair. Somehow I think you'll feel right at home when it's done but I'd like to save the best of it for other, more worthy ignoramuses who'll probably be arriving shortly due to the stench of rotting prostrates you emit.

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie.

[Phunman]

I dont hear it when stupid girls hoo ramble on about stuff that is nbot phun or about iron madien. SO i willnot listen to you because you are bnoyt whirty to have my phun stick into the gaping abbyss that is your vagina!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Terra

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie.

HEY! That would be a great idea, for the next movie!

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.

Oh shit...