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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:09 AM       
Now all Michael Schiavo has to do is change his identity to avoid the thousands ready to lynch him as a murderer.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:10 AM       
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Prayer is great. Did you know in a double-blind study people who were prayed for had a statistically significantly greater recovery rate than those who weren't, even when they didn't know they're being prayed for! I'm not making this up, I heard it on NPR.

I think maybe this article refers to the study he was talking about.
I recently read an article that stated that study was pure bullshit. I'm looking for the link right now. I'll post as soon as I find it.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:10 AM       
So how many more days does she have to live before someone suggests it's a miracle?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:15 AM       
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Prayer is great. Did you know in a double-blind study people who were prayed for had a statistically significantly greater recovery rate than those who weren't, even when they didn't know they're being prayed for! I'm not making this up, I heard it on NPR.

I think maybe this article refers to the study he was talking about.
I recently read an article that stated that study was pure bullshit. I'm looking for the link right now. I'll post as soon as I find it.
Please do. Those stories are always gold.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:26 AM       
Well, she's dead now. Can someone lock this?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:32 AM       
No way, cause this isn't the end of this story. ;<
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:38 AM       
At the very least, there's still the autopsy to look forward to
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:29 PM       
Dammit, I was betting on the Pope to beat her.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 02:31 PM       
So did I, but then again, I'm just a smoozer....what do I know.

But, she did outlive Howell Heflin, former senator from Alabama....
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 04:22 PM       
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No way, cause this isn't the end of this story. ;<
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 05:00 PM       
Her body is listed on E-Bay under "bottle-openers".
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 05:56 PM       
Thats really fucking tight.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 06:08 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 06:50 PM       
the we are idiots sign is gold
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 10:23 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 02:03 AM       
The crappy made for tv movie about this better not pre-empt something worth while on tv.

"Just when you thought the country that gives the death penalty to the mentally retarted couldn't sink any lower, ABC presents a new gripping drama in this made-for-tv movie:

STARVED TO DEATH: The Terri Schiavo Story

the story of two selfish parents that couldn't let go and a bunch of idiotic hangers-on try to keep someone thats been dead for 15 years' bodily functions in tact because obviously someone thats suffered such deliberating brain damage can live as rich and full a life as a normal person or some such bullshit."

Peace out Terri, you deserved better 15 years ago. Too bad our species is too smart to realize how fucking stupid it is.

Oh, and If I'm ever a vegatable, please pull the fucking plug, and donate my penis to the museum of female satisfaction.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 02:09 AM       
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Oh, and If I'm ever a vegatable, please pull the fucking plug, and donate my penis to the museum of female satisfaction.
Grant me legal guardianship. I'll pull the plug well in advance.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 09:58 AM       
I wrote a living will, but then I spilled my coffee all over it, and the ink ran, and it's now totally illegible. I think as soon as I stopped being able to read it it wasn't a 'living' will anymore, or even a will at all, and I really want to just recycle it with dignity. The problem is, I never wrote in my living will what I wanted done with it if it ever ceased to be legible, even though I'm pretty sure I meant to.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 12:13 PM       
Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 01:00 PM       
Why do they call them vegetables, is it because nobody wants them, that's kinda cruel!
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 01:21 PM       
If that were the case, then we could call you a vegetable, but that wouldn't be the correct medical term for you. You would be better classified as "worthless shit".
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:40 PM       
"Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max."

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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:11 AM       
Oh man... I haven't laughed at something so hard since... well, I forget when.

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