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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 02:24 AM        The hilarity of religous, slutty ex girlfriends.
Oh fuck this was fun. I love pissing off people so much. Thank you random aim conversations-

Bitch: hi again
Bitch: who is this>
Bitch: ?
ZBF: God damnit.
Bitch: wtf
Bitch: all you have to do it just tell me who you are that is it!...i dont think that is that hard to do
ZBF: Austin jesus fuck.
Bitch: omfg dont you ever use his name in vein !
Bitch: and austin who?
ZBF: I can say it if I want.
ZBF: God and Jesus arent real.
ZBF: I dont care either.
Bitch: ur face aint real
Bitch: ooo wait i meant your dick
ZBF: Wonderful. Your religion is a lie.
ZBF: So what you worship on the side is fake too?
Bitch: ur such a fucking nitch
Bitch: bitch
ZBF: Wonderful.
Bitch: fuck you austin scinder
Bitch: bitch
Bitch: asshole
ZBF: Go suck a cock plz.
ZBF: And hump a bible.
Bitch: ooo srry i already did what else is there to do
ZBF: Wow.
Bitch: goo pleasure yourslef you fucking hoe bag and bitch ugly ass muther fucker
ZBF(yelling a long rant, grinning like an idiot at the computer): Okay go take a pill for all the VD you have and change your fucking tampon ya PMS 24/7 slut. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you to try to start shit? Honest to fucking Christ. And go ahead tell your bitchy friends that I dont believe in god and that I dont care. Because I really dont. Especially if your coke infested mind tries to insult me while damning me to hell.

Bitch signed off after that nice paragraph. See? Being a worthless, fat, greedy piece of shit can pay off can't it?

No not really
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 03:54 AM       
oh wow!!!!

PS: Congratulations on your sitcom being picked up on ABC! I loved the commercials! Is this a transcript from one of the Episodes?!?!?!
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 12:42 PM       
YAH TOTALLY! ^-^!! IT IS A SPINOFF OF DHARMA AND GREG!!!!
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 06:13 PM       
I wasn't kidding, really, congratulations.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 02:22 AM       
I'll give you twenty bucks if you come out and just admit you typed that whole thing out just now in Wordpad, occasionally leaping up from your chair and pacing around the room with a huge self-satisfied grin.

What a Sunday indeed, Austin.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 05:05 AM       
Schimid that is horrifying realistic, STOP

I can so see him leaping into his living from like hes Rum Tum Tiger.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 05:48 AM       
haha. hahahaha. This is so fucking great. Thread back-ups Admin. Please!
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 12:55 PM       
I've always been of the opinion that about half of all female members of any given church are only there because they were sluts previously.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 12:23 AM       
Is it just me or has telling Christians god doesnt exist to piss them off or whathaveyou, lost it's charm? A little too smug if you ask me.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 07:29 AM       
that never get's old. Tell them Jesus never existed, that REALLY get's them riled up.
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 03:57 AM       
"omfg dont you ever use his name in vein !"

Hypocrisy! Madness!
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 06:21 AM       
Jesus loves all our slutty, ex girlfriends and Zeldabiggestfan's too.
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