
Oct 15th, 2007, 09:12 PM
I've been avoiding this but screw it... let's go
Name - Matt
Age - 35 (in November)
Job - Culinary Engineer seeking employment
Where are you at?- Northern Illinois
How did you find out about this site?- Well, After I get done making the food for the peoples, i would go out with my friends and huff on the gasoline and smoking the crack cocaine. I would get into a lot of troubles and the jails. When i was went to probation, the officer say for me to do community services. So i go to library basement. while using the bathroom i see i-mockery.com on the wall, under neath for a cracking good time. I go to site and laugh and laugh and it turned my life around. Now I don't need the crack cocaine gasoline acid to laugh.
Why did you start posting - I honestly don't know
Level of Educ.- High School Graduate... which is meaningless considering peeps i know who didn't graduate make a hell of a lot more than me, even when i was employed.
Income- "Are you looking for a fucking loan, sir?"
Hobbies - Currently, watching movies i've already seen, playing old C-64 video games, scanning the internet for anything remotely interesting and wondering why i decided to move from Austin back to Illinois.
fav. music/band- Tide of the Impaler, No Means No, Skinny Puppy, Pet Dracula Youth, and Drive-By Colostomy are faves but i can listen to most anything
fav. book- I don't read, I'm an American
fav. movie- Oh, come on! Well, i saw "Donnie Darko" for the first time a few days ago... but that just reminded me that I need to watch "Secretary" again.
Fav. Video Game- Though I never played the pen and paper RPG, anything Shadowrun has been floating my boat lately.
fav. food - vegan flesh
Who do you hate the most on this board - The Paparazzi... I mean, don't we all hate it when people snap multiple photos of us just signing on to a goddamn website forum?
In high school you were voted most likely to... Unbeknownest to me at the time, I was actually a write-in ballot for "Most Intelligent". That was also 16 years of drug and alcohol abuse ago. Oh, yeah, I forgot to vote for myself and didn't win.
Favorite dumpster to relive yourself in - That's a toughy... Denny's was nice, but so was JC Penney's. It really boils down to if has rained within the last 24 hours.
Are you in a band? - no
Do you like groupies? - uhh, yeah sure.
If you were in a band, what would you play and who would you like to be in it? - JediScum - ideaman, percussion, backing vocals, and semi-roadie
Itis Badting Baboolon - Voodoo Priest
Zombie of Chuck Schuldinger - lead vocals
Zombie of Cliff Burton - bass
Dave Murray - Alternating lead and rhythm gits
Adrian Smith - Alternating lead and rhytym gits
The Residents - Percussion, effects, multimedia
Human Cannonball - Zombie of GG Allin
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