My girlfriend of 2 1/2 just dumped me for no reason.

[Sacks]

Originally Posted by HickMan

MAN LAW NUMBER 85.

There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

So, sorry buddy, no crying. Hey, she dumped you.

4.

[mischief]

that's the most depressing shit i've ever seen sacks

and we still need to know what happened!