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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
I could s-s-s-sex some of you fine ladys up.


really.
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 11:22 AM       
See, now, this is why I'm not totally positive about the forums merging.

I mean, sure, I did read it, but I look at car wrecks too, and I'm not proud of that, either.

Because getting aroused by car wrecks is embarrassing and should be kept private.
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 01:14 PM       
I'm not sure if I've ever seen you post in Loveline, Max....
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 10:18 PM       
But I'm sure he reads them as part of a nightly routine.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:28 AM       
okay, now I've got tihis image in my head of Max in a big ol' fluffy bathrob sitting at his computer, hair in curlers, a tube of hand lotion and a box of Kleenex at the ready....sitting down to read "Love line"....

I have to admit, I'm more than a little turned on....
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:15 PM       
You could always go for some "professional" help.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:18 PM       
This thread has warped my fragile little mind...


But seriously, who the fuck is too high and mighty to off themselves?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:20 PM       
By the way, Terra, I don't know you so I don't mean to offend you or anything.

Let me offer you this in friendship :

http://store.fetishfactory.com/index...location=NGP_2
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:22 PM       
I'm pretty sure Terra uses a lamp for that.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:18 PM       
I think that was a lamp....Jesus God.....
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 08:18 AM       
It just not a sex toy... its a challenge! At least it damn well better be.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 04:39 PM       
If I ever saw anyone take all of that, I'd probably bow my head in awe.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 11:54 PM       
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If I ever saw anyone take all of that, I'd probably bow my head in awe.
I'd just make her my girlie
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:34 AM       
What I find more disturbing is the Coke can used for reference.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:40 AM       
well you gotta use something I suppose.

Idda went with a roll of toliet paper, but they chose the coke can.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 04:39 PM       
I'd probably have used a bowling ball.
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