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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
I know women's uses and they are few:
1) Cooking
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3) Blowjobs
4) Punching bags
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 06:30 PM       
Hahahahaha OMG! That is the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time. Vanhelm13 is the master of wit and sarcasm!
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:14 PM       
offensive jokes aside, am I the only one who doesn't like the Jessica Alba permatan look all the ladies are sporting today

it is ugly
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
Don't know what you speak of. Can you post a pic?
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
It's when girls slather on make up or do something else to look tanned. Jessica Alba has basically the same skin tone, so I used her for comparison.

EVERY girl in my town does this, I don't like it.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
Oh, the pale lipstick and stuff like that. I like that. Which is weird because clowns creep me the fuck out.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
also cell phones might be the most annoying invention in HISTORY

I never got one and don't plan to
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:11 PM       
ALSO I HATE STAIRS WHAT A DUMB INVENTION

I PLAN TO NEVER HAVE STAIRS JUST A FYI
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
Cell phones make you look STUPID
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:35 PM       
i think not having one makes you look more stupid.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
STAIRS MAKE PEOPLE LOOK SO RETARDED
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:38 PM       
Pay phones make you look real lame.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
I think I'd like to appreciate
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 07:56 PM       
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offensive jokes aside, am I the only one who doesn't like the Jessica Alba permatan look all the ladies are sporting today

it is ugly
You are not alone. It's hideous.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
Appreciate this!


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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 08:56 PM       
Ok, thread closed in
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 09:29 PM       
LORI

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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 01:05 AM       
Jesse!
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
I could appreciate both of those women, simultaneously.
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