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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:20 PM       
yeah, what if....
Boogie, make sure you HANG my pantyhose to dry, and don't overcook the roast again!!!

what do you panic about?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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What if I told you that Cosmo was really just my girlfriend posting under his account this whole time?
THEN I AM AFRAISD IT IS PANIC TIME

edit: actually ladies who are spoken for are not as panic-inducing for some reason
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:28 PM       
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what do you panic about?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:37 PM       
Vagina dentata?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:38 PM       
I used to use alcohol as a way to break the ice at parties, but greeting women with "Arga Barga Barga!!!!" and puking on their shoes just doesn't cut it in the singles world.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:42 PM       
i can't even do that anymore no matter how drunk i am the panic is still there
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:44 PM       
you need an aggressive horny woman
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:50 PM       
i know, right
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:04 PM       
where is Terra?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:13 PM       
I think she was killed when she tried to fit a bus in her snatch.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:58 PM       


Last I heard, she was trying to get a vibrator or something that would replace her b/f while he was in Alaska for a weekend.

Maybe Dr. Boogie is right and she was just too ambitious!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:17 PM       
She bought that Challenge XL buttplug I suggested, and is probably in a hospital somewhere suffering from massive anal damage.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 08:32 AM       
I'm guessing that she is just really busy.....
I thnk Terra would have a unique perspective on Willie's problem.
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