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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 04:57 AM       
By the way, if a girl says high to you frequently, i.e. every time you walk by, and you don't know her name, she's got the hots for you. I've made the mistake of not following up twice this year.
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 01:31 PM       
Okay, i'll keep that in mid.
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
What if a girl in your class smiles at you almost every time she looks at you and you're looking back, but actually already has a boyfriend?
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 04:28 PM       
It means she's being polite and wants nothing more to do with you.
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 11:17 PM       
Don't let boyfriends get in the way
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
When women are smiling at you that usually means that they are wanting it bruh

So you needa show her whats up know what I'm super saiyin? or do you need me to give you a shovel so you can dig it?
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 11:40 AM       
Wait, you saw the first movie right?

You nibbled her earlobe during the credits, right? It's customary.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
How do I get over my fear of organs and genitals and fluids? I'd like to get intimate with a girl some day but I find human bodies revolting. Any helpful advice?
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
Try dressing her up as a toy or video game character.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
Have you considered bestiality? Hopefully not, because it's disgusting.
Okay, that wasn't really helpful, let me try again.
Have you considered watching lots of hardcore porn to get over it?
Not helpful either you say? Well, then I got nothing. I guess you're just a freak.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 05:11 PM       
I've been practicing with a milk carton stuffed with steaks, but of course it is not the same.

Hardcore porn is appalling. All that grunting and slurping turns my stomach.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 05:33 PM       
bluh
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
"Bluh" is right. Not sure what I was thinking when I typed that stuff. Seemed amusing at the time.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
Did it really?
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 06:31 PM       
I'm a nerdy loser.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
I could've told you that.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
This thread should be renamed to "Let's all ask HickMan sex questions because he's the only member that's NOT a nerdy loser"
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 11:05 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 12:43 AM       
HICKMAN I CHALLENGE YOU


HICKMAN YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH TWO WOMEN ON A BOAT AND I HAVENT

THIS ENDS THE CHALLENGE
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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 04:42 AM       
THIS THREAD, YOU ARE NOW ON FIRE

THE ARSONIST IS ME
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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 10:17 AM       
FATALITY
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