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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:07 PM        Question from a nerdy loser.
Well, I've found that the best advice can come from forums. And I'm going to sound like the loser I am. But....
How the hell am I supposed to ask her out?? As a hopeless teenager with no experience whatsoever, what do I do? Is there some kind of guideline? I honestly don't know!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:14 PM       
Make sure she's not out of your league
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:18 PM       
warm her up first by watching her through the window at her place of work

you will know the temperature is right when she sees you and runs into the back, presumably to masturbate.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:20 PM       
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warm her up first by watching her through the window at her place of work

you will know the temperature is right when she sees you and runs into the back, presumably to masturbate.
As hilarious as that was, (no sarcasm there), I don't think that would tide over well.....
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:34 PM       
Well dude youre just gonna have to MAN IT UP and just ask her out, made sure youre not creepy and stutering and try to make EYE ok EYE CONTACT not feet, not breast, EYE contact and well that's pretty much it Oh an listen to DuFresne make sure she is not out of your league
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:45 PM       
Please tell me you have had casual conversations with her already.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:52 PM       
Of course. We're pretty good friends, actually. But the one time I finally worked up my nerve to ask her out, a bunch of our friends showed up and killed my nerves.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:55 PM       
She's probably wondering why you haven't asked her out yet, other wise she wouldn't be talking to you.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:06 PM       
Maybe, it's really hard to tell with her. :<
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:55 PM       
No she isn't. You're just not too bright. Just ask her out. Not a date, but just for something to drink. Something casual. and BE COOL! :joecool
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 11:00 PM       
You should listen to Hickman, he knows so much about ladies that he had a 7-way with all ladies.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 11:07 PM       
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You should listen to Hickman, he knows so much about ladies that he had a 7-way with all ladies.
Really? THAT is impressive. You are my new hero, Hickman.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 12:05 AM       
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No she isn't. You're just not too bright. Just ask her out. Not a date, but just for something to drink. Something casual. and BE COOL! :joecool
YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO FOR A DRINK! ACT YOUR AGE
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 12:05 AM       
Also if please post details later of what happens, I am having similar problem but not enough that I'm going to ask a forum. Enough though that I'm willing to read a forum post.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 12:44 AM       
LMAO u ppl freak me out oO
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 01:02 AM       
Okay here's what you do.
You go up with both hands extended and give'em a good squeeze.
She'll either be relieved and ask you why it took so long, or be too shocked to say anything.
It's a win-win

...Unless they're lumpy or something
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 10:48 AM       
I can't stress enough how much I hate you new guys.............
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 11:35 AM       
I MEANT MAYBE SOME COFFEE OR TEA IF YOU'RE GAY, ZOMBOID
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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LMAO u ppl freak me out oO
If I could ban you I would.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 02:06 PM       
Don't worry, he'll get bored eventually. At least that's my hope.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 04:09 PM       
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LMAO u ppl freak me out oO
oh my god can we make these emoticons
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 05:02 PM       
Please don't. They have none of the natural style of the rest of the smilies here and are actually just kind of annoying and not funny. As opposed to this HI-LARIOUS farting smilie!
Just look at him go!
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 07:09 PM       
is it honestly that hard to detect sarcasm over the internet?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 08:03 PM       
Sometimes, it is.
And it went pretty good, we're going to go see cloverfield. I didn't make an ass of myself like I thought I would.
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