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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:18 AM        Editorials - How 'The Lord Of The Rings' Would Have Been Different If I Were Tasked With Carrying The One Ring Instead Of Frodo
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:52 AM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 05:03 AM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 05:58 AM       
I liked the part where you tried to give the ring away. Seriously.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:33 AM       
you lost me at "A little late for trimming the verge," then you had me again at "her bathing suit totally slides off."
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:06 AM       
I wonder how much time Bilbo spent stealing hobbit panties, i always thought he was such a little pervert
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 11:40 AM       
Yeah, they don't make suspiciously gay-looking friendships like that anymore...

And Legolas is totally gay. All elves are gay. Straight people don't have a glow like that.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:46 PM       
I always wondered about Sideways, son of Hamfist and Fruity, "son" of Dildo.

Excellent piece, Max!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 02:04 PM       
None shall pass!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:19 PM       
Another classic piece.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:24 PM       
so cliche it makes me want to kill again, a rare miss.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM       
Fucking Epic.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 11:31 PM       
The haunted bacon was my favorite part.
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Old Mar 4th, 2008, 12:37 AM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2008, 07:58 AM       
I'd have never been so amusing.
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Old Mar 4th, 2008, 09:23 AM       
Yeah Gimli, never trust an elf.

Pointy eared bastards...
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Old Mar 4th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
damn ridiculous, but i read it all.
and yes, the trend now seems to be towards manlier and manlier women and more and more feminine guys with tight jeans and long hair.
iono why, but its happening.
if youre gay, its ok,
but this is just odd.
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Old Mar 4th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
I like how you can write dialog that seems so real.
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 01:01 AM       
HA HA, that was awesome. I especially liked the gay comments and the random haunted things.
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 09:37 AM       
Thanks, folks
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Old Mar 6th, 2008, 04:16 AM       
My response when told that I'd have to toss the ring into Mount Doom;

"Fuck this shit, I'm going home to get toasted and play Resident Evil 4 until the world ends."
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Old Mar 6th, 2008, 05:44 AM       
my question is, what happens if you put a Ring of Power on your w*ener
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Old Mar 6th, 2008, 02:05 PM       
You might give sauron the aids
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 03:30 AM       
Great piece Max...great indeed.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 12:55 AM       
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Oh my god. That piece was brilliant!
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