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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 05:10 AM        A Message From One Of Gary Busey's Teeth
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 05:29 AM       
What's funny is that, in reality, Gary Busey's tooth is probably even more screwed-up than that!
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:10 AM       
"In reality"? I'm not sure I understand.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:25 AM       
At least the tooth doesnt have to look at Gary's face too often, only when hes giving that stupid grin in the mirror.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 11:21 AM       
The Lord Burbank has written us; how I revel in his glory.

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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
It's amazing to me that anything in Mr. Busey's head demonstrates that level of intellect.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
Well Colonel, you must remember that the teeth don't absorb alcohol like the brain does.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:23 PM       
Heh, an ad at the top of the page says get Gary's voice for your TomTom GPS. I really do hope that it goes on so many rants and tangents before it tells you to turn left that you NEVER arrive at your destination.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 07:19 PM       
That was bizarre. I dig it.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
Good to hear from the tooth that played Mr. Joshua's upper right lateral incisor. Glad to see it is doing well for itself.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 11:50 PM       
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"In reality"? I'm not sure I understand.
I don't know. I was "candy-drunk" last night when I typed that.

I think I meant that, if Busey's tooth was sentient in real life, it would be even more screwed-up than depicted in this story.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 12:26 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:39 AM       
"Car Alarm Noises, Car Alarm Noises!" - Brilliant.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:56 AM       
oh that gary busey, he's genius and moron all at once,but you see him everywhere, on the streets, behind the bushes, in big movies, and bible-time productions. odd.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Pentegarn what is up with the freaky blue Elvis? That guy freaks me out every time I see it. I canít even remember what this article was about anymore =(
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:49 PM       
its flabber from beetle borgs
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
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Pentegarn what is up with the freaky blue Elvis? That guy freaks me out every time I see it. I canít even remember what this article was about anymore =(
I thought it was a stylized homage to Bea Arthur.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 02:29 PM       
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