I really fucking hate my life.

[Sethomas]

I love finding new and innovative ways to apply the Greek copros stem to standard suffixes. It allows me be crass while maintaining my precious "erudite prick" façade. Like, you can call someone a "coprophagous fomite" and then note the aptness of the inclusion of a homophone syllable of "fag". That's doubly funny because in most places where erudite pricks are wont to frequent, there is a much stronger taboo against homophobia than there is the aversion to having one's sexual orientation questioned.