My friend bought a Chuck Norris poster the other day

[ElPila666]

One day S visited the pope Juan Pablo II and they started to discuss philosophical subjects among their conversation the pope asked S which was the meaning of coeteralism? and S answered him. "Thats the thing that comes from my dick" he said, after that revelation the next week the pope started to feel sick then he died, S felt so guilty about it that he decided to call his uncle Benedict Norris, Chuck's older brother to replace the pope.