The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever!

[HeroliciousDeBlanc]

The current plan I have is to build a Viking warship, and then proceed to raid the West Coast all the way to Canada, raping and pillaging along the way, then across to Russia, down into China,a quick stop to burn most of Australia to the ground, back to India, then through the Suez Canal skipping Africa entirely. (sure the world's coming to an end, but I think catching AIDS from the raping step would but a damper on my conquesting fury for Europe) Hopefully by that point at least 4% of the world's population would be bearing my seed, so I could wait for armageddon to rain down.