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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 11:27 PM        Did You Know?
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  • Nicholas Cage briefly held a Best Actor award in Malaysia before it was found that he was not actually Malaysian, but Swiss!
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
I totally took this at face value until I read the Stevie Nicks "fact". Such bullshit.
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I believe the Chevy Chase one is true, though. At least I think it was. It was the impetus behind the whole shebang.
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 10:33 PM       
You had webbed toes as a kid? That explains so much...
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 10:56 PM       
Did Gene Kelly play the black guy in Enter the Dragon?
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 11:04 PM       
Gene Kelly of Singing in the Rain fame. Billy Blanks of... well, he's God.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:16 PM       
That edit wasn't a joke.
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I wouldn't argue against the Einstein with twelve wives one.
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