LET'S ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

[Zomboid]

Can I expect a completely different post to be there in a few minutes when you realize how ineffective that one is?

[bigtimecow]

Maybe*

i got your back gw

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

So was I, but then I realized that it looked like shit.

So what would you have the developers do? When an artillery barrage hits a field it should erupt buttercups and rainbows?

[Guitar Woman]

I miss surrealism in my games.


God bless Suda 51, that lion of a man.

[bigtimecow]

a surrealism sim? :o

oh MAN

[Zomboid]

Isn't your skewed perception of reality exciting enough? What DID those psychiatrists do to you?

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, a mental health joke!

I'd be more floored by that if you hadn't cracked similar ones like 1000 other times!

[bigtimecow]

JESUS ZOMBOID STRAW MAN ARGUMENT (OH AND GW EDITED HIS POST OMG FUCK HIM RIGHT)

SO ANYWAY LET'S GET BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AGAIN

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Oh yeah, tactical combat is great

I can't wait to spend all my time hiding behind cover waiting for my health to regenerate

This is exactly what annoys me about you Guitar Woman. You make out like you know everything about games while actually having no-clue what the fuck you're talking about.

If you're playing company of heroes against a good opponent it doesn't matter how fast you can move your chubby little fingers around the keyboard. You need to think about what you're doing and have some strategy to overcome whatever they throw at you.

With regards to tactical shooters the same thing applies. You need to plan you attack, outfit your team appropriately and know how to deal with the various enemy units. If you run blindly into it with no clue what you're doing then yeah - you probably will get stuck behind a rock waiting to die.

[Zomboid]

Oh fuck off. Of course arguing will lead to personal attacks. That's just the way it works. You can either ignore it, acknowledge it, or just do one or the other AND continue with arguing video games. It's not too difficult, so don't strain your nerdy little selves getting all angry about it.

[Zomboid]

GEARS OF WAR 2 LOOKS FUN WHAT DO YOU THINK MM?

[Guitar Woman]

Well, no arguing won't lead to personal attacks if you have any idea how to respectfully disagree with your fellow man.

You'd make a good president, Zomboid.

[bigtimecow]

WELL MM, WAHT DO YOU THINK HUH?

[Guitar Woman]

That depends, have they changed GoW2 completely from the first one and made it not horrible?

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah I think it looks good. I must admit I never finished the first one though. I got as far as some boss dude with a load of bat-like creatures flying about him and then after a few failed attempts at beating him I gave up.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, it took me a while to realize Company of Heroes was that RTS game, as WW2 games tend to blend together for me (especially names involving the formula [group simile] of [valiant soldier simile]). While I'm not a fan of RTS games, that one is really, really good.

[bigtimecow]

the only real RTS game i can say i've played and loved over the years was warcraft 2

that's an RTS, right?

[Guitar Woman]

That pretty much defines the genre

[Fathom Zero]

No.

Command and Conquer does.

[Guitar Woman]

I wouldn't know!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'm pretty sure Dune II for the PC and Genesis was the first RTS.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I wouldn't know!

THAT'S EVIDENT.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk

I'm pretty sure Dune II for the PC and Genesis was the first RTS.

and the amiga

[Schimid]

Goddamn, Zomboid is so angry.

He's right though, the key to having friends is to play all of your games online and alone.

[Guitar Woman]

So are we ever going to play or what

Ranked is getting a little exasperating, I met some guy with a Venom Mii who had a 15 game winning streak which I promptly broke

He apparently took offense to this and used MIND CONTROL to make my goalie fall over, run away, or dive in the complete opposite direction when faced with the task of blocking balls shot by fucking balance characters