Anyone know a good joke?

[bigtimecow]

two guys are walking down the street and see these two dogs having sex.

one guy says to the other, "man, i wish i could get my wife like that."

the other guy says, "it's easily. listen, you give her two shots of tequila and you'll be all set."

the next day the two guys meet up, and one says to the other, "so, did it work?"

the other guy says, "yes, but it was three shots of tequila."

"three? why three?"

"two to get her in the mood and one to get her on the front lawn"