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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:44 PM        Lander finds water ice on Mars.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/19/m...s-ice-on-mars/

As opposed to the other frozen liquids and gases found in comets and things, this ice is actually supposed to be water.

Yay.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
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check out "Alternative 3" for 60's Mars landing in hijacked ufo and wacky martian that pulls a bugs bunny getaway.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
They found fossils and shit there. No skeletons, sadly.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 08:39 PM       
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conspiracy spoiler:
we already live there.

check out "Alternative 3" for 60's Mars landing in hijacked ufo and wacky martian that pulls a bugs bunny getaway.
That's very relevant to this discusion
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 07:14 AM       
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They found fossils and shit there. No skeletons, sadly.
Excuse me? FOSSILS? Last update I heard, they only found what they thought were fossilized bacteria on a meteorite that ORIGINATED on Mars, but had been found in Antarctica. Methinks you might be overstating things a bit.

But shit, now, that would be something. Fossilized shit even more so.

Edit: I did find a conspiracy theorist who claims NASA's Spirit and Opportunity rovers uncovered fossilized plantlife on Mars, then destroyed it, supposedly on the orders of the religious right. Maybe he needs an AFDB to prevent his thoughts from being probed.
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 07:58 AM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 11:59 AM       
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Excuse me? FOSSILS? Last update I heard, they only found what they thought were fossilized bacteria on a meteorite that ORIGINATED on Mars, but had been found in Antarctica. Methinks you might be overstating things a bit.

But shit, now, that would be something. Fossilized shit even more so.

Edit: I did find a conspiracy theorist who claims NASA's Spirit and Opportunity rovers uncovered fossilized plantlife on Mars, then destroyed it, supposedly on the orders of the religious right. Maybe he needs an AFDB to prevent his thoughts from being probed.
Whoa, easy pokey. You're getting uppity for the sole purpose of causing ire.
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 10:14 PM       
Man, that's a great guilty pleasure movie. If only Ahnold's head exploded, just like Cullhagen's.

FZ, I'm not trying to be "uppity", at least no more so than usual. I'd be extremely interested if the rovers/landers on Mars HAD found fossils. I just haven't seen any reports to that effect. Have you? (Inquiring minds want to know ...)
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 10:51 PM       
I don't want it to sound like they found trilobites or something, bit it wasn't simple bacteria if I remember properly. Not that it matters because Mars still doesn't have an atmosphere.
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I don't want it to sound like they found trilobites or something, bit it wasn't simple bacteria if I remember properly. Not that it matters because Mars still doesn't have an atmosphere.
Mars does have an atmosphere, although it's pretty thin.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:19 PM       
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If you brought back a canister of mars air and opened it up in a closed room, it would smell like farts.
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