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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 02:41 PM       
Depends on what you want. I thought you wanted her as a friend. You just proved what your buddy said is true.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
Well, when she makes a huge deal about something, makes me lose sleep for weeks, basically messes with my emotions, and then out of nowhere tries to act like nothing happened? Fuck that.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 05:50 AM       
Ask her why she thinks you'd want to bother having a friendship with someone who is so completely childish and disrespectful. Then tell her John said she was into rimming and ask her what that actually tastes like.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 02:31 PM       
Yah I want to know this too.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 02:48 PM       
She's gonna be "one of those" office workers
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 05:27 PM       
Sacks really has the right idea on this.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 10:19 PM       
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Ask her why she thinks you'd want to bother having a friendship with someone who is so completely childish and disrespectful. Then tell her John said she was into rimming and ask her what that actually tastes like.
Lately I've been completely ignoring her. It sounds lame and childish, but it absolutely tears up attention whores like her.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 05:01 PM       
you are in high school, no relationship you have now will matter in the least. so you should be fucking anything that will come near you.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 05:16 PM       
He wants to believe in love. I can't wait for the heart crushing thread.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
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He wants to believe in love. I can't wait for the heart crushing thread.
The joke's on YOU; I'm shooting myself when MY heart breaks.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 01:33 AM       
You can at least post about it before you do
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
Never, it is my last laugh into the grave.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 02:11 PM       
yes, but by sharing it here we could all laugh you into your grave
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 08:22 PM       
I wonder if I can pull off haunting the internet. Randomly replace people's posts with 'lol dongs'.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 09:50 PM       
I think to do that your death has to involve electricity. Like fucking a light socket.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 11:31 PM       
THAT WOULD TRULY BE... BANGKOK DANGEROUS
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 11:39 PM       
I think it'd have to be a phone socket, though they don't carry much of a charge so it'd take some time to kill you. My guess is about the same amount of time as it takes to die of dehydration.

Wait, how did the lawnmower man get into the internet? Some sort of contraption made by a scientist I think. Yeah that would work.
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 12:37 AM       
Or I could strangle myself with a modem cord.
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