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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 05:28 PM       
I met a stripper at a party on Saturday and after lying and going along with her belief that I was at her bar that night, she gave me a bunch of "free admission and drink" tickets. Her birthday is this weekend at the same bar where another girl I know is celebrating her 20th.

I don't even know what course of action to take here. I suppose "get drunk and try to fuck her or any of her hot friends" is the best option, so I'll probably try that, but I've been really paranoid about STDs since a small scare in December.
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