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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 11:49 PM       
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My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.
I have enough problems with just my legs, thank you.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 12:14 AM       
Bleach and rubbing alcohol also kill germs!
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 12:36 AM       
i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 10:32 AM       
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i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin


No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 04:43 PM       
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why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye
i was thinking this same exact thing
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
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No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.
It's not really that big of a deal ;\ its just amounts to being a type of toner. Alcohol is used in many beloved cleansers, toners and other skin care products.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 08:13 PM       
We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 10:07 PM       
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We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.
I AM clean! I'm sitting here naked on a towel from shower as I type! I've mercilessly scrubbed my pubes! I've washed my vag and my crack squeaky clean with blasts of warm water from the removable handheld shower head!
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
Bathe in alcohol and live in a bottle. Go naked. Be happy.
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 02:04 AM       
we should have bathroom phone sex. You can "wash" out your vag and I'll "lather" up my cock.
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 02:08 AM       
i wonder if people ever refer to the vegetable crispers in their refrigerators as a Vag.

I dunno why i wonder that anyway thats what im gonna start callin it.
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 08:03 AM       
HEY HONEY GRAB THE CARROTS OUT OF HTE VAG. Doesn't work.
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 08:51 PM       
I think it works just fine ;o
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 09:05 PM       
Why would it be shortened to vag in the first place? Did I miss something?
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
cause that's what i think of when I hear the word vag
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