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Old May 9th, 2009, 09:59 PM       
had a simlar problem like this beer helps, whiskey even more so but nothin says i love you better than a severed body part, prefferably not yours in a nice vaccume sealed bag to keep it fresh from a po box you discreetly bought and left no return adress, then when she mentions it to you in conversation tell her that is sick and disgusting who could do such a thing....dependin on how she told you your answer could vary from that or: soooooo what that severed body part makes you all hot and sticky?..........then if that doesnt work beer and whiskey come back into play
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