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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM        Things turning around in the middle east?
Probably not but... Today I was looking over the news and to my suprise there are a lot of articles talking about possibly good things!

First was Pakistan kicking some Taliban ass!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31185578/

Not only their military, but their villagers have formed an anti-taliban militia.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapc...ban/index.html

Lebanon recently held parliamentary elections and the results were a blow, albeit small, to Hezbollah. Also Iran will soon hold Presidential elections where current President and grade A ass pipe Ahamadinejad has a good chance of loosing.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31181303/

I was shocked not because things are looking up in the middle east but because I couldnt believe they allowed so much good news in the news for one day!












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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:48 PM       
I was thinking the same thing. Must be time for some suicide attacks.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:12 PM       
Bombing at a hotel in Pakistan.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
I think the Christian extremists need to step it up a bit and leave the abortion doctors and gays alone for now and go kick some Muslim extremest ass.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
They should bring the crusades back. But now with guns!
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
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I think the Christian extremists need to step it up a bit and leave the abortion doctors and gays alone for now and go kick some Muslim extremest ass.
New game show on tv: Get the worst extremists from the major religions and force them to live together in a house Big Brother style. Either they'll learn to get along or they'll kill each other.
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
No they already did that one.
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No they already did that one.
Dang. I need to catch it on re-runs.
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
It was a show called "Love Thine Enemy" and was shown on the Christian Broadcasting Cable Network. :JC
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 03:10 PM       
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