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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
what really pisses me off is when I'm trying to swim and boats are almost sailing me over.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
it's the inconsiderateness that gets me, and the callousness towards the well-being of others and lackadaisical usage of dangerous toys
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 02:19 AM       
All i know is idiots outnumber everyone else 50-1. Seeing that no matter what the future is going to suck horribly, Eugenics might deserve a second chance.
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 09:20 AM       
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what really pisses me off is when I'm trying to swim and boats are almost sailing me over.

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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 11:44 PM       
Wow, this topic has gone absolutely crazy. Fun reading, though.

Anyway, I've noticed that things have just been generally strange lately. I had a crazy dream involving kittens in a plastic bag and taking them to work, as well as some other Freudian stuff. People I know have been randomly getting sick lately, loud drug dealers across the street have gotten louder and subsequently arrested, and caverns of Hell exploding from the sidewalks. I think the proximity to a full moon might be involved.

Oh, and drivers around here have been OK for a while, and pedestrians don't run in front me all that much, which is actually unusual, considering what the rest of you have said. I guess my town has inverted luck.
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Old Aug 9th, 2009, 02:36 AM       
My brother is learning the Joy of Driver's Ed via my mom, which I consider fair considering the fun bonding time I had when I did it. Today apparently he nearly hit a deer that lept out into the road.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 03:29 AM       
OKAY FIRST OF ALL THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT THE FUCKING FULL MOON ITS ABOUT A FUCKING (POSSIBLE) NATION WIDE TREND OF STUPIDITY AND IF YOU HAD CONSIDERED THIS MAYBE YOU WOULD RECOGNIZe THE OVERALL CONSISTENCY OF THIS THREAD BARRING ELX AND HER FISH REMARKS

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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 05:54 AM       
THATS VERY SPECIESIST OF YOU TO SAY
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 09:52 AM       
À propos of people's inherent stupidity:

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/20352110/detail.html

Not that anyone would have taken pictures or movies of the incident, or anything.

I loved the defense argument - "It doesn't matter [...] [s]he's just a mouse."
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 11:10 AM       
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propos of people's inherent stupidity:

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/20352110/detail.html

Not that anyone would have taken pictures or movies of the incident, or anything.

I loved the defense argument - "It doesn't matter [...] [s]he's just a mouse."
"There are days when I feel like I don't want to do this job anymore, but I absolutely love it, so I continue to do it. So, yeah, it has been an emotional rollercoaster."

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