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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 02:39 AM       
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Originally Posted by MrSmiley381 View Post
Well, the beholder had sex with a bench. The beholder was more than likely blind.
Or bored. Maybe he had an hour to kill and thought "I wonder what it'd be like to screw a bench?"
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