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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 07:41 PM        Jason's 10 Best Kills
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 07:42 PM       
Since I've had a lot of requests for follow-up articles, I'm currently working on another "Best Kills" list for another horror icon. In the meantime, I went ahead and updated my old article about Jason Voorhees' 10 Best Kills and put it into the new site template so you guys can finally talk about it on here! "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma..."
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 11:26 AM       
so i assume the next one to get an article like this is michael meyers unless it already exists in wich case a link would be appriciated
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 02:45 PM       
Patience my good man. It does not exist... yet.

Anywho, let's hear about your favorite kills by Mr. Jason Voorhees!
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:14 PM       
My favorite would be when he killed the girl in the sleeping bag. cruel maybe, but that was just F@&$ing hilarious!
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:25 PM       
Number 9 is definitely one of my faves. Or the triple decapitation, or when Jason breaks the sheriff's back, or...

Screw it, all of the kills in Part 6 are my favorites.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
My fave kill by Jason... I'd have to say the guy in the folding bed in Freddy Vs Jason. Mainly since multiple machete stabbings wasn't enough for the un-dead freak. But at least he was decent enough to fold the bed up after he was finished.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
Another fave kill is in "Jason Lives (part 6) where he rips a machete from a pissed off paint ball participent, and causes him to fly face first into a tree, revealing a generic "smiley face" where the branch was.
Oh! and the drunk grave keeper, when he throws away his flask and jason catches it and stabs him in the throat with it.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
I've always been a big fan of #2 there (was the highlight of Jason X in my opinion), but the Triple Decapitation in Part VI and when he flings the glowstick-covered raver off into the horizon in Freddy vs. Jason are also faves (the latter mainly for the humor value).
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
I've always wanted to see what exactly happened to the camp counselor in part 6 that opens the cabin door to see Jason standing there. Horrific shit happens, then she comes part way out the window and drug back in. Later the cabin is pretty much painted in blood. Did they ever find the body, though? I really don't remember.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
Kill #5 will always be the most brutal and painful in my opinion, plus its pretty much the only truly unrated kill.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 09:05 PM       
Green Yamo: Here body was in the cabin still, just in many different chunks and so broken up you can't really tell anymore.

Jason must've really had a thing against her.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 09:24 PM       
Gotta go with #3 there-- Ken Kirzinger's Jason just blended the savagery of Hodder with the sophistication of Graham, and made for a really nuanced character. That scene was one of the best in the whole damn flick.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 12:12 AM       
#1 - truly deserves it's first place. One of the funniest deaths I have ever seen.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 12:40 AM       
one of my faves is how he cuts that dude that looks like jay in freddy vs jason
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 02:42 AM       
#5 really is one of the more gorier kills.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
perfect showcase list. I have to agree again that the #1 kill was the sleeping bag kill. God I can't tell you how many times I dvr'd that when it comes on just to fast foward to that part, and watch it over and over again. Amazing Cinema right there
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 01:01 AM       
Oi Rog, I'm not sure if you've been told about this or not, but Firefox and probably newer versions of other browsers don't allow the "hover-text" on pictures via the old misuse of the "alt" function. But you can still get it by using "title" where you would have used "alt" before. I seem to remember this article having hover-text ("*BINK!*" for Julius), so I don't know if you actively decided to stop doing that or just didn't bother figuring out how. I remember that it was always hilarious when you did have it. Update on that, if you don't mind? (P.S. - Sorry if I'm bugging you too much with critical-seeming comments. I'm a big fan of your work.)
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 01:44 PM       
i love the circular saw blade on the end of the weedeater in VII. I also liked the guy stuck in the bear trap watching his girlfriend roasting over an open flame in her sleeping bag in the new movie
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 04:40 PM       
cannada and love f*** you thats just wow for a hippe
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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 11:39 AM       
any one get the new fri 13th box set,and what do u think of it
and it doesent contain pt 9 jason goes ton hell!!!

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Old Jun 13th, 2014, 08:12 PM       
Lol....Nice list....and " spot-on " for # 1 being the sleeping bag smash......was good to see these again....
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