who is still here thread??

[george]

well i am from the ike turner school of love, hit em hard and early so that they appreciate it when you're being nice later.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/jixbyphillips.jpg

[george]

COCKERSPANIEL!!!!!!!

[sspadowsky]

I find the lack of max burbank in this thread disturbing.

[executioneer]

he posts more on facebook than he does on here ;_;

[george]

we made friends on facebook, and when i went on to facebook a little later on i had 27 notifications of people replying to a MB post.

he is the funniest man ever.

[Dimnos]

Facebook.

[Seven Force]

still around...barely

[Zhukov]

I remember I used to really not like you Seven Force. I'm willing to let that go because I can't remember why.

[Darryl]

Dude.

[Chojin]

oh shi

[Terra]

I pass through from time to time. I think I remember you but I don't think you remember me.

[george]

i remember you!!!!

see, this is starting to get really nice. you should start posting again. we need to make this the happeneing place on the intraweb again!!!

i encourage everyone to get on a bus and go to washington DC and go up to your congressman, and tell him "I POST ON I-MOCKERY AND CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE!!!!"

OR SOMETHIG.

nice to see you again Terra, please get involved again. you too darryl and seven force.

[Terra]

Aw, thank you george!! What have you been up to?? Why have YOU been away??

Or is it just ME that has been AWOL?

[george]

i will give you a quick rundown:

1. i caught my wife cheating on me in the most humiliating way humanly possible.

2. i went crazy and burned 90% of my stuff in my backyard.

3. i moved to virginia, and had no internet service ccause it was the middle of nowhere.

4. moved back to MD, got a snake stolen by my crackhead roommate (he traded the snake for crack, literally.

5. the ex wife's trailer burned down, killing my dog

6. i spent about a year and a half prentending that i was a really hip 23ish year old in the late sixtys (DUDE LOOK AT MY HANDS )

7. sobered up, realized that there was still a lot of fun to be had, and have started working hard to sweep up the ashes of yesterdays life.

8. started posting here again cause....um..it is one of the few places that i have made friends that i really still like. and that is as close to ever admitting how much amusement i get from i-mockery.

i would be intereste to hear your story as well, but keep it brief, or add nudity, cause i like that sort of thing :nudity

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by george

i will give you a quick rundown:

1. i caught my wife cheating on me in the most humiliating way humanly possible.

2. i went crazy and burned 90% of my stuff in my backyard.

i hadn't heard either of these things!

STORY TIME

[george]

i'll make another thread for it.

so far terra and darryl have started posting a little and i dont want to derail this thread with the whole account of what happened.

[Esuohlim]

I barely post these days and the place has never been better!

[Zomboid]

Most of the "vets" are gone. I'd like to think that if they'd stuck around there'd be at least a few less obsessive Bruce Campbell fans around, but who knows.

If you go into the "forum leaders" list and look at the vets list, just imagine that list is a tenth of the size and you'll have a pretty good idea of how many are left.