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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:50 PM       
I remember an incident in the same area last year where a pedestrian got hit by two cars in a busy intersection and nobody called 911 until 45 minutes later. They showed security camera clips of all these people walking by and the guy just laying in the right lane with cars merging left to get around him.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 02:47 AM       
i don't understand what the big deal is. it's her baby and she can kill it in the street if she wants to.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 03:00 AM       
It's not like it has a soul yet.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 03:56 AM       
Did I ever tell you guys that I once saved a young boy from being hit by a car? I scooped him up before he ran onto a busy road. The mother just yelled at him (kid was about three) and didn't even say thank you. Should have left it.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 09:50 AM       
You guys have CPS in the undercarriage of the world?
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 09:57 AM       
all i know that there is a woman with kids here in the computer room and i wish she would throw the crying baby down or at least give it a good shake.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:34 PM       
Computer room? What are you posting from the 1990's?
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
through a series of events that would take too long to explain my daughter has destroyed four of my computers in the last year and now i cant afford a new one for a little while.

so i have to use the computer room in the building i live in

life is hell.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
Does she need a computer tutor? I'd do it for free cause I know your situation.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 10:17 PM       
she tells me she doesnt put out.

she only breaks complex electronic devices, thus preventing me from keeping tabs on her over the intraweb
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
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You guys have CPS in the undercarriage of the world?
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 08:12 AM       
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she tells me she doesnt put out.

she only breaks complex electronic devices, thus preventing me from keeping tabs on her over the intraweb
how old is she?
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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
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she is doing a good job of being a daughter, so far. additionally we have a standing policy of "don't make me worry".
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