True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Driving home from Olive Garden with GF. Our hands HELPING each other out. I drive a stick shift so I was about to take my right hand out and shift but then she shifted for me with her right hand. I was all like "OH YEAH, DOUBLE SHIFTING!"

Last night we went to a taco joint and someone spray painted EAT GORILLAS on the ground outside. We were trying to figure out where else we had seen the saying a few weeks prior but to no avail. Later on when I was exploding I was all like "EAT GORRILLLLLAAAAASSSS"